sad snacks

05/30/2026

The recognition I deserve. 👑 🍪

Shout out to my girl Kathy Orjuela and Jaymi Alexandra (for all your cute nail needs 💅) for the visit and early birthday surprise! 😭🥰

05/30/2026

My first experience making cookies with natural dyes was all right. I did them for my nephew's first birthday party and mostly just let the kiddos do the decorating. It's going to be a learning curve to figure out how to achieve the colors I want.

For now I'll be using PRSM Sugar Co powders. I'd love the gels but a set of those is $500 and that's a lot.

Once we are given the blessing to open back up, dye-free royal icing decorated sugar cookies will be an option for all orders and on the snack stand.

Due to the cost of natural dyes, each dozen will be $60.

05/30/2026

Milan: I need to get you something for your birthday.
Me: Being nice to me is good enough.
Milan: You know that's not gonna happen.

😐

05/30/2026

If you're mean to my friends I'm gonna make cookies about you. 👊🏻

1. Plant House - Toledo has a hater. His name is Pete. Get fu**ed, Pete.

2. People (men) slide into She's Eating It's messages and drop creeper comments. Get fu**ed.

3. A man commented on a very cute picture of the Kozy’s Sodys ladies and called them s***s. sad snacks x s***s. Get fu**ed.

05/29/2026

brb ordering one of everything

We create amazing designs.

05/29/2026

No snack stand this weekend. 🙁

There are other local cottage and home bakers who would love your support. Here are a few (I'm old, forgetful, and in a hurry so ZERO SHADE if you're not listed) and please tag yours or others!

Dosey Dough's find her The Sunny Side Stop in Oregon
Sugarbelly Bakery (GF, DF, egg tree)., follow her page to see when she has treats out! West Toledo
The Cookie Bench - Toledo pay what you want/if you can set up near Toledo Hospital
Uniques Bakery LLC i think you need to pre order, but her stuff looks 🔥 South Toledo
The Yellow Moose her opening weekend! Rossford
The Literary Oven The cookie butter cookie is 10/10, South Toledo
Lunara Bakery (had to jump back in an add her because everything is buttery deliciousness), find her at the farmer's market but don't f**k around. She sells out super early

OK. GOTTA GO. TAG MORE.
LOVE YOU MEAN IT
SAD SNACKS FOREVER (except this weekend 😐)

05/28/2026

Closes Sunday!

05/28/2026

If I can get my labels approved this week yet, I'll reopen with a small restock Tuesday for my birthday. 🙃

But, also, thank you all for the love and support and offers of assistance. You're the best saddie gang a girl could ask for.

05/27/2026

Hi, friends.

For the sake of full transparency:

The Toledo-Lucas County Health Department was out at the snack stand twice in the last week or so. We had no product out for sale during either visit, but subsequent email exchanges led to the discovery that some of my labels are not up to state standards and the county has suspend snack stand operations until the labels are approved by the state.

The changes are fairly minor, but with my other obligations and depending on how long it takes to hear back from the state, I don't know if I will be able to open by Friday if at all this weekend.

Don't be mad!

This is fine.

I appreciate that they take your safety seriously and that they're holding cottage bakers to the standards we're required to maintain.

I'm a rules girlie and if this is what it takes, this is what it takes.

Because of this, I am unable to sell the food products currently on the stand. Please feel free to take what you like. This does not apply to the stickers. Sorry, you still gotta pay for those. 🙃

Sorry for any inconvenience this causes.

Love you, mean it.
sad snacks forever.

05/27/2026

I learned a valuable lesson this morning: the new snack stand cannot go in the grass.

On an absolutely unrelated note, I am the strongest woman alive. 🙃