01/06/2026
🎂 𝗧 – 𝟭 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝟮𝟲𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗿𝘆! 🎂
Tomorrow, the cake floodgates open - and yes, word’s already out: 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝗻-𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝟱𝟬% 𝗼𝗳𝗳. That’s right, half price. Or, if you prefer math with frosting: two cakes for the price of one. Whichever way you slice it, it’s a sweet deal.
Our chefs are bracing themselves for battle, whipping up more cakes than usual (including the ever-popular Meringue range). Pro tip: those beauties only emerge from the oven 𝗮𝘁 𝟭𝟭:𝟯𝟬𝗮𝗺 𝗼𝗻𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀. But our savvy customers know the drill - they swoop in early, “chope/pay” their cakes, and collect later. Now you’re in on the secret too.
And because we know you’ll ask (you always do), here’s the annual FAQ:
1️⃣ 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗻𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲?
Because this is an in-store only event. If we let everyone reserve, tomorrow’s shelves would be emptier than a diet plan. Our chefs are good, but they’re not magicians - there’s only so much cake they can conjure in a day.
2️⃣ 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗿 𝘃𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝗽?
Because 50% off is already the juiciest deal of the year. Honestly, we’re practically giving cakes away as an appreciation gesture. Stack discounts on top and we’d be selling at a loss… and while we love you, we also love staying in business.
3️⃣ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝟮 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗲?
Our chefs will unleash as many flavors as humanly (and pastry-chefly) possible. But here’s the truth: it’s a “what you see is what you get” situation. Think of it as cake roulette - you walk in, and whatever’s on the shelves is fair game. No crystal ball, no guarantees, just delicious surprises.
4️⃣ 𝗪𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶-𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀?
On 2 June, it’s all about the big boys. Expect mostly 500g cakes, with a couple of 1kg beasts lurking in the mix. Mini-cakes, however, are taking the day off - they’re probably sunbathing somewhere, smugly watching their larger cousins do all the heavy lifting.
So there you have it - mystery solved, FAQ conquered. Tomorrow, come early, come hungry, and come ready to cart home more cake than you thought humanly possible.
See you bright and early - forks at the ready! 🥳
