05/27/2026
My husband has officially started his own nature documentary series:
✨ “wife in her natural habitat” ✨🌱
Apparently I:
• overwater peppers
• inspect plants like they owe me money
• panic at 80° weather
• walk around the garden pretending I’m working
• and take “one last look” 14 times before going inside 😂
Meanwhile he’s narrating my every move like it’s National Geographic.
Part 2 because y’all apparently enjoy watching this man roast me in my own backyard 💀🌿
And honestly… he’s not even wrong. 😂💕
Here, we rise together 🤍🍞
Stick around—there’s more to come.