05/05/2026
Yes, I sell farm fresh eggs—and not the pale, sad kind from the store. You know the ones washed in mystery detergents and dipped in sanitizer? 🤔
I’ve got 23 hardworking hens laying the prettiest mix of green, blue, and light brown eggs you’ve ever seen. They’re spoiled with kitchen scraps, herbs, and organic 18% protein feed… and it shows.
And here’s the kicker—farm fresh eggs are often richer in omega-3s and vitamins like A, D, and E compared to store-bought. So why haven’t you made the switch?!
Ran out of eggs? Don’t panic—I can stock a dozen in the stand whenever you need.
💲 $4 for your first unwashed dozen
♻️ $3 after that when you bring your carton back (because we love a sustainable moment)
Want them washed? I’ve got you. Add $1 and I’ll wash them for you—just keep them refrigerated like store-bought… but there’s no mystery behind what’s in them.
Instructions are tucked inside every carton so you’ll know exactly how to handle them either way.