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BagelCorp BagelCorp™️is a specialized Tactical Carb Unit of BreadCart Baker. Because Artisan is for Suckers.

Edouard Manet’s “Chez Tortoni”. • Two thieves stole the artwork during a famous heist on March 18, 1990 from the Isabell...
09/30/2026

Edouard Manet’s “Chez Tortoni”.
• Two thieves stole the artwork during a famous heist on March 18, 1990 from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston.
• The original has been missing since 1990. We deny all allegations and will be taking no questions about the tape.

FIELD REPORT RECEIVED.Customer Deployment No. 0004729: Pastrami, cheddar, excellent judgment.QA has reviewed the evidenc...
09/30/2026

FIELD REPORT RECEIVED.
Customer Deployment No. 0004729: Pastrami, cheddar, excellent judgment.
QA has reviewed the evidence and finds no corrective action necessary.

Greetings from Florida’s Carb Coast. 🌴🥯BagelCorp reporting for duty at Grove Street Farmer’s Market, Monday 4–7.Come ear...
09/28/2026

Greetings from Florida’s Carb Coast. 🌴🥯
BagelCorp reporting for duty at Grove Street Farmer’s Market, Monday 4–7.
Come early. The Department of Carbohydrate Tourism cannot guarantee inventory

Haile Farmers Market, Every Saturday 8:30-12. BagelCorp. 🥯🥯 Just bagels. No feelings. God Save The Queen.
09/26/2026

Haile Farmers Market, Every Saturday 8:30-12. BagelCorp. 🥯🥯 Just bagels. No feelings. God Save The Queen.

BagelCorp has been permanently reassigned to Haile Farmers Market. Report Saturdays, 8:30–noon, for your allotted carboh...
09/12/2026

BagelCorp has been permanently reassigned to Haile Farmers Market. Report Saturdays, 8:30–noon, for your allotted carbohydrates.

Remember: We’re not a cult. Yet.

08/29/2026

Alachua County Farmers Market
Saturday Aug 29, 8:30-12 💋💋🥯🥯

Mondrian’s carb period. BagelCorp->St. Augustine Farmers Marke...
08/26/2026

Mondrian’s carb period. BagelCorp->St. Augustine Farmers Market this Sunday 9-1. 💋💋🥯🥯

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1001 NW 4th Street
Gainesville, FL
32601

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