Strait Up Pretzels

10/01/2026

ALERT 🚨

Here’s your opportunity to get a one way ticket to Flavortown 🤤

We’ve got two specialty pretzels this month, and neither one knows how to be subtle. I think these two would be Guy Fieri approved.

Caramel Apple C***r — apple c***r baked right into the dough, piled with warm spiced apple compote, then hit with a caramel drizzle. Sweet, messy, cozy, and very much the kind of thing that makes you say “ohhhhhh yeah” after the first bite.

Smoky Cheddar Bacon — melty cheddar, smoky paprika, and a ridiculous amount of crispy bacon on top. This one is Strait-up game day food. Grab a b**r, grab a pretzel, and turn on the game.

OG Salted and Cinnamon Sugar are hanging around too because apparently we do have some self-control.

Order deadline is TOMORROW at 6 PM.
Pickup Sunday at 11 AM.

Get your orders in before I start calling the extras “research.” 😂

09/30/2026

SURPRISE 😏 You didn’t think Smoky Cheddar Bacon was our only October flavor, did you?

SECOND OCTOBER FLAVOR REVEAL:

CARAMEL APPLE C***R!

This one is basically fall in pretzel form. Our dough is made with apple c***r, then the pretzel is topped with a warm, spiced apple compote and finished with a generous caramel drizzle. Think caramel apple meets apple fritter… but make it a soft pretzel.

So for October, you’ve got your savory fix with Smoky Cheddar Bacon and your sweet fix with Caramel Apple C***r.

📍 Pickup is Sunday at 11 AM
Message us to get your order in! 🍂🥨

09/28/2026

NEW FLAVOR DROP 🏈🥨

Game day just got a serious upgrade.

Meet our Smokey Cheddar Bacon Pretzel — topped with rich smoked cheddar, crispy crumbled bacon, and a touch of smoked paprika for even more savory, smoky flavor.

It’s cheesy, bacon-y, a little smoky, and basically made for football season.

Perfect for tailgates, watch parties, or just sitting on the couch yelling at the TV with a pretzel in your hand.

Smokey Cheddar Bacon is coming for October.

Order asap because I feel like these will sell out fast! Pickup Sunday at 11

09/24/2026

FINAL CALL for glazed pumpkin and garlic parm!

This is their last week on the menu, and I have Sunday’s bake schedule open right now. If you’ve been waiting to order, message me today so I can get your pretzels on the list!

OG salted and cinnamon sugar are available too. Orders close Friday at 6 PM for Sunday pickup at 11 AM.

09/23/2026

Guess what day it is?!

HUMP DAY 🐫

that means only a few more days to order! Get these NOW or you miss out! Next weekend starts new pretzel flavors! Wonder what they could be 🤔

09/19/2026

09/18/2026

HEY! YOU!

Yeah. YOU.

This could your Sunday, but you haven’t ordered your pretzels yet 🤨
Ordering closes at 6 PM! Message me and place your order before you get FOMO… again.

09/16/2026

Some people meal prep on Sundays. Some people make better choices and order fresh pretzels.

This week, we’re twisting up:

OG Salted
Cinnamon Sugar
Garlic Parmesan
Glazed Pumpkin

Whether you’re keeping it classic, craving something sweet, or planning to eat a Garlic Parmesan pretzel where no one can judge the amount of butter on your hands, we’ve got you covered.

Pickup is Sunday at 11 AM. Orders close Friday at 6 PM, so send us a message before the dough starts flying.

09/15/2026

You could have a normal Sunday…or you could have a warm, homemade pretzel. Choose wisely.

This week’s lineup:

OG Salted — the one that started it all
Cinnamon Sugar — basically dessert pretending to be a pretzel
Garlic Parmesan — your breath may suffer, but your soul will thrive
Glazed Pumpkin — because it’s September and we have fully committed to the bit

Pickup is Sunday at 11 AM!

Send us a message to order before your future self gets mad at you for scrolling past this. 😌