06/17/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR FRIENDLY DINING ROOM AIR CONDITIONER 🚨
Apparently, our A/C has become the victim of a recent trend: “If I push the flap down, the air won’t blow on me.” 😅
While we completely understand not wanting a direct blast of Arctic air to the face, we kindly ask that you please do not adjust, push, bend, or touch the air unit.
Here’s why:
❄️ The flap is designed to direct airflow properly.
❄️ Pushing it down causes the unit to struggle for airflow.
❄️ The unit can actually freeze up internally.
❄️ Once frozen, it starts blowing warm air instead of cool air.
❄️ Then nobody is happy.
Unfortunately, our dining room has a flat ceiling and cannot be insulated, so during these Texas summers, this unit is working overtime to keep everyone comfortable.
If the airflow is bothering you, we would be more than happy for you to move to another table where it’s more comfortable. 😊
So please…
🚫 Don’t touch the flap.
🚫 Don’t redirect the air.
🚫 Don’t suffocate the A/C.
✅ Do enjoy the cool dining room.
✅ Do grab a different seat if needed.
✅ Do help us keep Margie’s comfortable for everyone.
The A/C thanks you for your cooperation. It would like to survive another Texas summer. 🫡❄️🤣