06/02/2026
Oregon is the best place in the world. Fight me.
People think Oregon is all Multnomah Falls, Crater Lake, rugged coastlines, giant forests, and dreamy mountain views... 🌲🏔️🌊✨
Meanwhile actual Oregonians are out here driving through 50 miles of high desert wondering if that gas station is still open. 💨💀
One minute you're admiring the waterfalls in the Columbia River Gorge...
next thing you know you're somewhere east of Bend staring at sagebrush, tumbleweeds, and a road that disappears straight into the horizon. 😭🛣️
In Oregon, we don't have traffic everywhere.
We have you, the highway, and absolutely nothing else for the next hour. 😂
And somehow we all still act like Portland traffic is the end of civilization. 🚗💀
Only in Oregon can you leave a rainforest, cross a mountain range, drive through farmland, and end up in a desert all in the same day. 🌲🏔️🌾🌵
One side of the state looks like a postcard.
The other side looks like Mars with cattle. 😭
We don't have neighbors everywhere out here —
we have ranches you wave at once a year. 👋😂
Forget city life —
our idea of a traffic jam is getting stuck behind three RVs heading toward Crater Lake on a summer weekend. 🚐🚐🚐
Meanwhile someone in a Subaru is still convinced they can make it through a snowstorm, rainstorm, dust storm, and wildfire smoke all before lunch. 💀
From Astoria and Portland to Salem, Eugene, Bend, Medford, Pendleton, Baker City, Burns, Klamath Falls, and everywhere in between...
Oregon is a lot bigger, wilder, and emptier than most people realize. 🌲🏔️🛣️
