Blondery

05/27/2026

If you could start over anywhere in the world, where would you go first? 🌍✈️

After closing my bakery and leaving New York, Caviar and I are searching for home one country at a time.

Which stop would you choose first? 👀

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05/27/2026

Naturally 😏 This one is an almond croissant filled to order with mascarpone cream 🤤

05/27/2026

Idk yall, it’s giving no for Playa Del Carmen 😬

05/26/2026

Black Americans have never asked people to become us or wear our culture as a costume. We’ve asked for solidarity. But anti-Blackness exists across cultures and across the world, and confronting it remains one of society’s hardest challenges.

05/26/2026

Someone the world adores played a role in one of my villain origin stories.

Tap into my Substack to learn who, what happened, and the brutal lesson it taught me about competition, capitalism, and building as the smaller brand.

Full Controversy Breakdown of Patrick Ta Accused of Stealing Blush Technique From Painted By Esther

05/25/2026

I think getting your business picked apart by the internet makes you not gaf, IRL 🤣

05/25/2026

Posting this on my main page because so many people have been loving their orders so far, and honestly, it feels good sharing a solution for us big b**b girlies ✨🫶🏾 I already placed another order, so I’m excited to do another haul really soon.

I linked the styles I tried from Bravissimo in my ShopMy if you’ve been struggling to find swimwear that actually supports you.

After months of ordering and returning swimsuits, I was getting discouraged. This is the first brand EVER that made bikini shopping actually enjoyable.

I went through a full return and refit process, and the level of guidance I received is something more brands should adopt. Instead of just telling me to size up or down, their team walked me through how to properly adjust my sizing based on where things weren’t fitting, like increasing the cup while decreasing the band.

That level of care made all the difference.

They even held the pieces I wanted while my return was processing 🥹

y’all genuinely raised my standards. I have a feeling this won’t be the last time I talk about you.

05/24/2026

Can you believe it’ll be a month this week since I left the US? Time is flying 😅

05/24/2026

No clue what kind of fish this is but it was muy rico!