Baked and Boozy

08/21/2026

🚨 VACATION EXTENDED 🚨

Baked & Boozy is officially staying CLOSED through August 31st because apparently I needed a little more time to be irresponsible. 😂🍹☀️

I’ll be back in the kitchen September 1st, rested, sun-kissed, slightly feral and ready to get those ovens filthy again. 😈🔥

Thanks for your patience, babes. Go eat something sweet while I’m gone. 😏🧁

08/09/2026

🚨Let’s hit 3k🚨

Listen, I’m on VACATION, which means I’m somewhere minding my own business, drinking something questionable and letting y’all run this s**t. 😂🍾

So here’s your assignment:

💋 LIKE THE PAGE
💋 FOLLOW THE PAGE
💋 SHARE THIS POST
💋 INVITE EVERYONE YOU KNOW
💋 Your mama. Your ex. Your situationship. Your nosy neighbor. The bitch from work who’s always asking what you’re eating. EVERYBODY.

I want 3,000 beautiful little degenerates following Baked & Boozy by the time I drag my ass home. 😈🧁

AND HERE’S THE DEAL…

🎁🔥 IF WE HIT 3K BY THE TIME I’M BACK, I’M GIVING SOMETHING AWAY. 🔥🎁

I’m not saying you need to beg your friends to follow me…

…but I’m also not NOT saying that. 😂

GET. ME. TO. 3K.

Because if y’all make it happen, somebody is getting spoiled. And you know I like spoiling people… 😏💋

Now go forth and FORCE YOUR FRIENDS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN BAKERY. 😂🧁🍾

Baked & Boozy — because behaving is boring.

08/09/2026

🚨 BAKED & BOOZY VACATION ALERT 🚨

The ovens are OFF, the mixers are resting, and this bitch is officially ON VACATION. 🍹💅🏼

Baked & Boozy will be CLOSED through August 18th while I go recharge, relax, and make some questionable decisions that have absolutely nothing to do with buttercream. 😏

So if you’re craving something sweet… you better have planned ahead. 😂

I’ll be back in the kitchen August 19th, ready to get messy again. 🧁🔥

Until then… behave yourselves. Or don’t. I’m on vacation, I don’t care. 😈🍾

See you soon, Big Backs. 💋

08/08/2026

Just a lil taste of what came outta the kitchen today… 👀🔥

And HOLY SH*T… she understood the assignment. 😮‍💨💦

Thick. Messy. Over-the-top. Absolutely zero intention of behaving. 😈🍰

Basically, everything your diet warned you about and your bad decisions told you to order anyway. 😂

Baked & Boozy came to PLAY today… and somebody’s about to get stuffed. 😏🧁💋

08/08/2026

⭐️SOLD⭐️

🚨 BIG BACK EMERGENCY 🚨

Forgot to place your order? Baby, somebody just got lucky. 😈🍌

I’ve got ONE lonely Banana Pudding Big Back Bucket sitting here waiting to be grabbed, taken home, and absolutely devoured. 👀

🍌 Banana pudding
💰 $30
📍 Pickup in Corning
⚠️ ONE. SINGLE. BUCKET.

come get your hands on it. 😏🔥

First come, first served. She’s ready to be handled. 🍌👅

08/08/2026

SOLD

🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁

🚨 EXTRA BOX ALERT! 🚨

I’ve got ONE extra half-dozen up for grabs and she’s ready to go! 👀🧁

🍫 4 Chocolate Oreo
🍓 1 Strawberry Fruity Pebble
💗 1 Vanilla Fruity Pebble

$25 — available for pickup in Corning TODAY!

First come, first served. Once these bad boys are gone, they’re GONE! 😏

Who wants to make their Saturday a little sweeter? 👀🔥

⭐️These are kid friendly⭐️

08/08/2026

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08/08/2026

If your in Corning today stop by Leonard’s Auto Service for customer appreciation day! All proceeds go to the Children’s Miracle Network♥️

There will be cupcakes 🧁

SEE YOU TOMORROW! 🎟🍔🌭🍨🙂

08/07/2026

🔥 THE OVENS ARE ON… AND THINGS ARE GETTING HOT IN THIS KITCHEN. 🔥

I’ve got a whole lot of sweet, sticky, creamy goodness coming out this weekend… and baby, I’m not talking about the weather. 😏💦

Something’s getting baked. Something’s getting stuffed. Something’s getting topped. And something is definitely getting eaten. 👀🧁

Stay tuned, because Baked & Boozy is about to have you licking your fingers, cleaning your plate, and wondering why you didn’t order more. 😈💋

Consider this your warning… the kitchen is getting DIRTY this weekend. 🔥

08/06/2026

🚨 LAST CALL, BIG BACKS! 🚨

Today’s the LAST DAY to get your Big Back Bucket order in! 👀

🍓 Strawberry Shortcake
🍌 Banana Pudding

$30 each • Pre-order only
📍Pickup Saturday, August 8

If you’ve been thinking about it… this is your sign. Don’t be the one watching everyone else spooning into dessert this weekend while you’re stuck with FOMO. 😏

Slide into my DM and claim your bucket before orders close tonight! 🫶