The Rooted Mama

09/02/2026

my unsocialized Harry Potter closet dwelling homeschooled children gave me the plague. I'm really confused about how they contracted such a virus, seeing as they only get 30 minutes of fresh air a day and have zero contact with anyone outside of our home.

09/02/2026

my kids just told me that Walmart is selling homeless people online.
🫩🫩🫩

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09/02/2026

how it feels to be under a heat advisory in September:

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09/02/2026

2027 is gonna be my year, maybe.

09/02/2026

according to the NPCs on TT 2 year olds are grown and shouldn't be nursing anymore and IF they're still breastfeeding it should be pumped milk only. 💀

09/02/2026

I'm 7.5 books away from my 50 book reading goal this year.
I've barely been watching TV but I want to watch some new (to me or in general) series once I hit my goal!

What are some of your favorite series?
Mine include:
TVD
The Originals
Stranger Things
Vikings
Sons of Anarchy
Wentworth
Game of Thrones
Outer Banks
Supernatural
The Last of Us
Euphoria
Spongebob
Ozark
Etc

09/01/2026

I've got sick kids who hate soup.
So I made this... lemon chicken rice chowder?

I started by making a bunch of rice for multiple meals and put it aside. Then I blended 1 can of corn, 1 can of cannellini beans, & 1/4 of an onion in chicken broth.
I used salt, pepper, garlic powder, smoked paprika, ginger, & cilantro lime seasoning.
I added lemon juice until I could taste it, a chunk of butter, 2 cups of rotisserie chicken, 2 cups of cooked rice and served with homemade jalapeno cheddar bread.

09/01/2026