This Bi+ch Can Bagel: Montreal Style

10/20/2026

Daily bagel question, day 6. 🥯

Coffee or tea with your bagel? And if you say "neither," what are you even doing here.

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10/18/2026

Daily bagel question, day 5. 🥯

Rip-and-tear person or clean-slice person? There is a correct answer and I will not be saying which one. Okay, it's rip-and-tear.

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10/18/2026

Daily bagel question, day 4. 🥯

Do you toast your bagels? Be honest. This one has ended friendships.

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10/17/2026

Daily bagel question, day 3. 🥯

What's the worst bagel crime you've ever committed? Mine was buying a grocery-store bagel. A GRAVE sin.

Confess below. No judgment. (Some judgment.)

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10/15/2026

Daily bagel question, day 2. 🥯

Thick schmear or thin schmear? Pick a side, because there is no middle ground and there never will be.

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10/14/2026

Daily bagel question, day 1. 🥯

Team EVERYTHING or team PLAIN? If you say sesame, you're a coward.

Drop it in the comments. No wrong answers except sesame.

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10/12/2026

Happy Thanksgiving, bi***es. 🦃🥯

Grateful as hell — for this town, for every bagel sold this season, and for carbs. Eat them, no regrets.

This bitch isn't done, though. See you INDOORS at the GMCC market — Saturdays 9am–1pm, starting November 14. All winter. ❄️

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10/11/2026

🦃 Grateful as hell this Thanksgiving 🥯

Outdoor season's over, Goderich — and honestly? After zero pre-orders came in, I braced for a quiet finale. Then you lot showed up anyway. You rolled up to the tent, bought the bagels, and closed out the last Saturday of the season with me. That meant everything. 🧡

THANK YOU. Every dozen, every "these are the best bagels I've ever had," every repeat customer — you built this season. 🧡

This bitch isn't done, though. Find me indoors at the GMCC market starting **Saturday, November 14** — Saturdays 9am–1pm, all winter long. ❄️

Happy Thanksgiving, you beautiful bagel people. Eat carbs, no regrets.

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10/10/2026

That's a wrap, bi***es. 🥯😭

Last Saturday at Courthouse Square is DONE — tent's packed, the outdoor season is officially over. THANK YOU, Goderich. For every dozen, every regular, every "best bagels ever" — you made this season.

This bitch isn't done, though. See you INDOORS at the GMCC market — Saturdays 9am–1pm, starting November 14. All winter. Same bagels, less wind. ❄️

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10/10/2026

Come on down to the Goderich BIA market. Last one of the season!!!