Trash Box Cookie Co.

Trash Box Cookie Co. � Home of the OG Trash Box, Dumpster & Landfill. � Weekly Chaos Drops!
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Not our typical Trash Box content, but when the biggest raccoon puts in a birthday request… apparently the kitchen takes...
08/15/2026

Not our typical Trash Box content, but when the biggest raccoon puts in a birthday request… apparently the kitchen takes custom orders. 🦝😂

While 400+ cookies were making their way out of the Trash Box kitchen, this absolute unit was also happening behind the scenes.

The request? A pumpkin cinnamon bun cake. 🎃

And let me be VERY clear because there were specifications:

Not a cake that tastes like a cinnamon bun.
Not a pyramid of cinnamon buns.
Not cinnamon buns arranged to look like a cake.

He wanted GIANT PUMPKIN CINNAMON BUNS. STACKED. LIKE. CAKE. LAYERS.

So that’s exactly what he got. 😂

Three massive pumpkin cinnamon bun layers, cinnamon brown sugar filling, vanilla buttercream, and of course our signature Trash Box butter concoction because apparently even birthday cake isn’t safe from it around here. 😂🧈

Top it with enough sprinkles to make it birthday approved and we’ve officially taken out the extra large garbage. 🗑️🦝🎂

Cookies might be our usual form of trash, but the biggest raccoon really understood the assignment with this one. 😂

Well… I think it’s officially time for a bigger shelf 😂🗑️🍪Drop #005: Classy Trash is ready for pickup!I increased my or...
08/15/2026

Well… I think it’s officially time for a bigger shelf 😂🗑️🍪

Drop #005: Classy Trash is ready for pickup!

I increased my order capacity by 40% this drop and somehow you guys STILL sold me out in 18 minutes 😭 Seeing the shelf this full after two straight days of baking is WILD.

Seriously, thank you for continuing to show up for my little cookie business and letting me create increasingly unhinged amounts of cookies every two weeks!

Local orders are ready… and now it’s time to start packing up the mail-out Trash 📦

Come get your boxes because I quite literally have nowhere else to put them 😂🗑️🍪

08/14/2026

You thought The OG was just a chocolate chip cookie? 🤭

Flip her over.

Because apparently loading her with premium milk + dark chocolate still wasn’t enough… so obviously she needed a full chocolate-dipped bottom too. 😂

Drop #005 is officially underway and I may have gotten a little carried away with the extras…

SOOOO — WHO WANTS ON THE SCAVENGER LIST?! 👀

If you missed the drop, comment SCAVENGER below and I’ll add you to the list!

Any extra boxes available after orders are packed will be offered to the Scavenger List first, in order.

No promises. No holds. Just leftover Trash. 🗑️🍪

Classy Trash never looked so good.

NOT A DROP 🚨 NOT FOR SALE 🚨 DON’T COME FOR ME 😂A little Trash Box goodness left the kitchen today, but these bad boys ar...
08/11/2026

NOT A DROP 🚨 NOT FOR SALE 🚨 DON’T COME FOR ME 😂

A little Trash Box goodness left the kitchen today, but these bad boys aren’t up for grabs. 👀🍪

24 giant cookies were made especially for the volunteers at Hammering Down for Katie because if you’re out there donating your time and showing up for our community… you absolutely deserve a ridiculous cookie while you’re at it. 🗑️🖤

We sent them:

🤍 Oreo Loaded with white chocolate drizzle
🍫 Triple Chocolate loaded up and covered in milk & white chocolate drizzle

Plus a few extras because apparently I’m physically incapable of making just enough. 😂

Just Trash Box doing what Trash Box does best…

Making unnecessarily large cookies and putting them in the hands of people who deserve ’em. 🗑️🍪

Were you ever curious what almost 9 lbs of homemade brownies looks like?No? Well here you go anyway 😂Now on to pan 2!
08/11/2026

Were you ever curious what almost 9 lbs of homemade brownies looks like?

No? Well here you go anyway 😂

Now on to pan 2!

18 MINUTES. 😭🤯CLASSY TRASH IS SOLD OUT! 👑🗑️I increased capacity by 40% more for this drop AND took on 8 corporate/privat...
08/07/2026

18 MINUTES. 😭🤯

CLASSY TRASH IS SOLD OUT! 👑🗑️

I increased capacity by 40% more for this drop AND took on 8 corporate/private preorders (Flyer promo) before we even went live…

And somehow you guys STILL cleared all available spots in 18 freaking minutes. 😂

Seriously, WHAT?! The support for Trash Box just keeps getting crazier and I appreciate every single one of you. 🖤🍪

To everyone who snagged a box ... I’ll see you August 15th!

And to everyone who missed it… apparently I need to make even MORE next time. 😂🗑️

Now excuse me while I process the amount of cookies I just agreed to make. 💀

🚨 DROP #005: CLASSY TRASH IS NOW OPEN! 🚨ORDERS ARE OFFICIALLY LIVE! 🍪🔥ORDER HERE: https://forms.gle/wvShnyN3KEtXbNnR7An...
08/07/2026

🚨 DROP #005: CLASSY TRASH IS NOW OPEN! 🚨

ORDERS ARE OFFICIALLY LIVE! 🍪🔥

ORDER HERE: https://forms.gle/wvShnyN3KEtXbNnR7

And before you take your sweet time... 😂 our last drop SOLD OUT in just 9 MINUTES!

Apparently 400+ cookies still wasn’t enough, so I’ve opened up even MORE spots for this drop, but quantities are still limited, and when they’re gone, they’re gone!

🍪 THE OG
Premium milk & dark chocolate, flaky sea salt + a chocolate-dipped base.

🥜 COUNTRY CLUB MONSTER
Peanut butter dough loaded with hearty oats, mini M&M’s + premium chocolate.

🤍 CH*****NE PROBLEMS
Toasted macadamias, premium white chocolate, flaky sea salt + white chocolate drizzle.

🍫 BLACK TIE AFFAIR
Gooey chocolate chip cookie loaded with chunks of homemade fudgy brownies... our take on a Brookie!

📍 Fort McMurray Pickup
Saturday, August 15th — after 10 AM
Pickup details will be sent after ordering.

👑 Classy on the outside. Trashy on the inside.

Good luck & may the fastest fingers win. 😂🍪🗑️

🚨SOLD OUT IN 5 MINUTES 😱🚨🍪 FLASH DROP IS LIVE! 🍪Okay, these may look a little… civilized for Trash Box. But don’t let t...
08/06/2026

🚨SOLD OUT IN 5 MINUTES 😱🚨

🍪 FLASH DROP IS LIVE! 🍪

Okay, these may look a little… civilized for Trash Box. But don’t let the innocent faces fool you, they’re still absolutely LOADED where it counts.

Two flavours. Only 23 of each. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

GOLDEN HEIST
Thick, chewy oatmeal loaded with Skor toffee bits and premium milk chocolate. Buttery, chocolatey, toffee goodness with a little oatmeal thrown in so we can pretend she’s wholesome. 😌

CHIP HAPPENS
The sweet + salty combo you didn’t know you needed. Miss Vickie’s Original kettle chips loaded into our signature dough with premium milk chocolate AND semi-sweet chocolate. Salty, chocolatey, crunchy chaos.

Available in your usual Trash Boxes:
OG Trash Box — 4 cookies | $20
Dumpster — 8 cookies | $35
Landfill — 12 cookies | $48

🚨 Only 23 of each flavour available — no restock!

⚠️ ALLERGY REMINDER: Canadian Skor contains almonds, so Golden Heist contains almonds. All Trash Box cookies are made in the same kitchen where common allergens, including peanuts and tree nuts, are present.⚠️

Comment/message to claim your Trash Box! 🗑️🍪

Okay… I caved. 🗑️🦝I wasn’t planning on baking today… but here we are. Flash drop coming later today. Keep an eye on the ...
08/06/2026

Okay… I caved. 🗑️🦝

I wasn’t planning on baking today… but here we are.

Flash drop coming later today. Keep an eye on the page. 🍪

🚨 SOLD OUT 🚨Fresh out of the oven and ready for pickup!☕ Coffee Break-InLoaded with Coffee Crisp, Coffee Crisp Mix-Ups, ...
08/04/2026

🚨 SOLD OUT 🚨

Fresh out of the oven and ready for pickup!

☕ Coffee Break-In
Loaded with Coffee Crisp, Coffee Crisp Mix-Ups, milk chocolate chunks and white chocolate chunks, finished a Coffee Crisp topper.

🗑️Golden Garbage
Loaded with Ferrero Rocher, Ferrero Rocher chocolate bar, hazelnut wafer cookies and milk chocolate chunks, finished with a milk chocolate drizzle, Ferrero Rocher and hazelnut wafer crumble.

Available while quantities last!

OG Trash Box (4) – $20
Dumpster (8) – $35
Landfill (12) – $48

Mix & match your favourites! Comment or message to claim yours. 🖤

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