04/06/2026
🐒 The Great Pie Boyz Heist (That Wasn't)
Yesterday morning at Pie Boyz Bakery, we had an unexpected customer arrive.
No booking.
No reservation.
No shoes.
And absolutely no intention of paying.
It all started when a curious young monkey wandered through the garden centre and spotted what looked like the perfect treat stop.
"Ah-ha!" he thought.
"I've heard rumours of a place called Pie Boyz. Surely this is where they keep the good stuff."
First, he approached cautiously.
He sat at the bottom of the steps, trying to look innocent.
"Just passing through," he seemed to say.
"Definitely not planning a bakery raid."
But nobody believed him.
A few moments later, he had made himself completely at home.
Not only had he climbed onto the patio...
He had taken a seat at one of the tables.
Like a proper customer.
No menu.
No wallet.
Just confidence.
He sat there surveying the scene as if waiting for table service.
"I'll have one cinnamon bun cookie and perhaps a coffee," he imagined saying.
"And make it quick. I'm a busy monkey."
After a thorough inspection of the seating area, he spotted something interesting.
A small forgotten treat.
Success!
He grabbed it and sat down to enjoy his prize like a king enjoying a feast.
Every now and then he glanced around to make sure nobody was planning to charge him.
Satisfied that the coast was clear, he continued his snack.
But the adventure wasn't over.
Next came a full property inspection.
After helping himself to some eggs, he wandered to the service window.
Peeked into the bakery.
Checked the counter.
Investigated the kitchen.
Reviewed security procedures.
Quality control, apparently.
"Interesting operation you've got here," he seemed to say.
"Good atmosphere. Nice plants. Reasonable seating. Needs more bananas."
Eventually, after completing his official Pie Boyz inspection, our furry visitor decided his work was done.
With one final look over his shoulder, he trotted down the steps and disappeared back into the garden centre.
Mission accomplished.
No pies stolen.
No cookies confiscated.
No staff harmed.
Just another ordinary day in South Africa.
And somewhere out there, we suspect a monkey is telling his friends about the bakery he visited yesterday. 🙈
The one with the nice tables, friendly people, and excellent snack opportunities.
🐒❤️
Now we need your help...
If this monkey became a regular customer, what should his name be?
