05/09/2026
DON’T CRY OVER SPILT MILK, IT COULD HAVE BEEN TEA ☕😂
They say, “Don’t cry over spilt milk.”
Quite right.
Milk can be replaced.
Tea, however… is a completely different matter. 😱
If you spill your tea, there are only three stages of grief:
1. 😳 Shock — “Oh no!”
2. 😭 Despair — “My tea!”
3. 😤 Acceptance — “Put the kettle on. Immediately.”
Because life is too short for bad tea, empty teacups and people who say, “I don’t really drink tea.”
So remember:
Don’t cry over spilt milk.
It could have been tea. ☕❤️
And that would be a proper tragedy.