06/10/2026
Tany's has been awarded the design for the official "Big Game" Ball.
'The Co**ha Ball'
After countless hours and prototypes, Tany's design team arrived at version 24173. (Which just so happens to be Tany's cafe address!).
Team Leader Rodolfo states: "We tested each ball in our parking lot and this one worked very well. Benders, knuckleballs, headers, and keeper punts were all approved by Los Galacticos, the soccer team Tany's sponsors."
Baker Manny states: "We baked for many days and nights; flour, sugar, and eggs were all over the place. It was a late night when we arrived at the perfect co**ha ball. That's what it takes to get approval for the match ball. It was a special moment".
Team manager Rudy states, "We had to pivot in every direction to get this done by tournament time. Our parking lot tests and production bench product demonstrations took a toll on us, as well as on the early co**ha ball prototypes. Lots of the balls broke apart. For extra energy, we ate those co**has. We drank lots of Tany's espresso drinks too! We took it as raw inspiration to finish the co**ha ball on time".
Stay tuned for more from Tany's R&D bakery/ soccer department throughout the games.
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