Christy's Confections

06/17/2026

🏖️ WEEK 1: BEACH DAY CHAOS ☀️🌊

The first adventure of our Summer of Chaos has officially arrived!

Grab your flip-flops, claim your beach chair, and prepare for a dessert vacation that doesn’t require sunscreen. 😎🍪

🍪 Chaos Cookie Expedition

This week’s featured cookies:

🍋 Key Lime Pie Stuffed Cookie
A soft vanilla cookie stuffed with creamy key lime filling and topped with graham cracker crumble.

🍓 Strawberry Crunch Cookie
Loaded with strawberry flavor and finished with that nostalgic strawberry crunch topping.

🍫 Salted Caramel Pretzel Cookie
Sweet, salty, crunchy perfection.

🥥 Coconut Cream Cookie
A tropical-inspired cookie packed with coconut goodness.

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🌀 Cinnamon Roll Flavors

🍊 Orange Creamsicle Roll
Bright citrus and sweet vanilla swirled together for the ultimate summer treat.

🥥 Toasted Coconut Roll
Soft cinnamon roll topped with coconut frosting and toasted coconut.

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🍰 Cake Cups

🍓 Strawberry Shortcake Cake Cup
Layers of vanilla cake, strawberries, and whipped frosting.

🍋 Key Lime Cheesecake Cup
Creamy, tangy, and perfect for summer.

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📦 Captain’s Chaos Crate

Includes:
✨ 2 Cookies
✨ 2 Cinnamon Rolls
✨ 2 Cake Cups
✨ Mystery Treasure Treat

A little bit of everything for the ultimate dessert adventure.

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🎁 Mystery Treasure Treat
This week’s treasure is a surprise and will only be revealed when you open your box!

🏴‍☠️ Quantities are limited.
☀️ Ordering is now open.
🌊 Pickup/Delivery: Thursday 6/25

Comment “BEACH” below or send me a message to claim your adventure!

06/17/2026

🏴‍☠️☀️ THE SUMMER OF CHAOS HAS ARRIVED! ☀️🏴‍☠️

After taking May and half of June to rest, recharge, and soak up a little sunshine, Christy’s Chaos is back… and we’re bringing a whole new adventure with us!

Welcome to The Summer of Chaos 🌴🍪

This summer, every week will feature a brand-new themed menu filled with bold flavors, creative treats, and a little bit of bakery magic.

✨ Here’s how it works:

🍪 Chaos Cookie Expedition
A box featuring 4 rotating, themed cookies each week.

📦 Captain’s Chaos Crate
The ultimate dessert adventure!
Includes:
• 2 Cookies
• 2 Cinnamon Rolls
• 2 Cake Cups
• A Mystery Treasure Treat

🎁 Treasure Add-Ons
Limited extras available each week while supplies last.

Every menu will have its own theme, from Beach Day Chaos and County Fair Chaos to Tropical Storm Chaos and Campfire Chaos. No two weeks will be exactly the same!

Because around here, we don’t do boring. 😏

💖 What hasn’t changed?
The oversized cookies, the scratch-made treats, the chaotic creativity, and the love baked into every single box.

📅 New themed menus drop weekly.
🏴‍☠️ Quantities will be limited.
🍪 Ordering opens this week!

Who’s ready to join me for a Summer of Chaos?

Drop a ☀️ in the comments if you’re excited to see this week’s menu!

04/28/2026

🚨 LAST CALL FOR THIS WEEK’S CHAOS MENU 🚨

We’re almost sold out of this week’s boxes 👀

If you’ve been watching… this is your sign.

🔥 Chaos Boxes are going FAST (and once they’re gone, they’re gone)
🍪 Cookie boxes are almost gone
🥐 Rolls are limited

Preorders close soon.

👉 Order here: https://bakesy.shop/b/christys-confections-1

Don’t be the person watching everyone else post their box!

04/24/2026

🌀 THIS WEEK’S CHAOS MENU 🌀

Small batch. Big flavor. Zero boring choices.

Here’s what we’re baking this week 👇

🥐 CINNAMON ROLLS
• Almond Croissant Roll — flaky layers, filled + topped with almond cream, finished with sliced almonds & powdered sugar
• Chocolate Hazelnut Swirl — rich, gooey, chocolatey
• Classic Vanilla Bean — soft, buttery, perfectly balanced

🍪 STUFFED COOKIES
• Cookies & Cream Lava — packed with crushed cookies + creamy center
• Raspberry Cheesecake — tangy cream cheese + raspberry jam core

🍋 MINI LOAF CAKE
• Lemon Blueberry — bright lemon cake with blueberries + a fresh glaze

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📦 AVAILABLE BOXES:

🔥 Chaos Box (Best Value)
3 rolls (1 of each) + 2 cookies (1 of each) + 1 lemon blueberry loaf

🍪 Cookie Box (6-pack)
3 Cookies & Cream + 3 Raspberry Cheesecake

🥐 Cinnamon Roll Box (6-pack)
2 Almond Croissant + 2 Chocolate Hazelnut + 2 Classic

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⚡ Pre-orders only
⚡ Limited quantities
⚡ Pickup & delivery Thursday, 4/30

👉 Order here: https://bakesy.shop/b/christys-confections-1

If you’ve been waiting to try everything… this is your week.

04/22/2026

We’re dropping our most iconic treat lineup for Mother’s Day + graduation season and this one’s going fast. 👇

🍰 MINI LOAF CAKES
🌸 Lavender Honey
🍯 Honey Vanilla Bean
🥂 Champagne Celebration

🍪 STUFFED COOKIES
🏝️ Biscoff
🔥 Crème Brûlée (torched. stuffed. absolutely unhinged.)

🎁 Ready-to-go bundles:
💐 Mom Boxes (perfect little luxury moment)
🎓 Grad Party Packs (feed a crowd, no stress)

📦 Party orders available by the dozen
🎀 Individual + 6-packs for gifting

⏰ Order deadline: May 8
⚠️ Limited quantities — when they’re gone, they’re gone

📩 DM to order or tap the link in bio

04/12/2026

🚨 SUNDAY NIGHT CHECK-IN 🚨

Not to be dramatic… but we’re getting LOW on boxes 👀

This week’s menu has been one of my favorites and I already know I’m going to get messages asking if there are extras… and the answer is probably no 😅

If you’ve been thinking about it, this is your sign 👇

🥜🍇 Peanut Butter & Raspberry Rolls
🍮 Salted Vanilla Caramel Rolls
🍪 Stuffed Cookies (PB Fudge + S’mores)
🎂 Vanilla Bean Honey Cake
🥄 Chaos Cups (almost gone)

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⚡ Limited batches
⚡ No restocks this week

👉 Preorders are still open (for now)
👉 Pickup is Thursday

See link in Comment or message to grab yours before I close orders 👀

04/08/2026

🚨 NEXT WEEK’S CHAOS MENU 🚨

No fruit this week… but don’t worry 😌
we’re still bringing the CHAOS 🔥

This one is cozy, nostalgic, and honestly a little out of control 👇

🔥 FULL CHAOS BOX
• 3 Cinnamon Rolls
• 4 Stuffed Cookies
• 2 Mini Cakes

🔥 CINNAMON ROLL BOX
• 6 Rolls (variety pack)

🔥 CHAOS COOKIE BOX
• 6 Stuffed Cookies

🥄 CHAOS CUPS (limited drop)

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THIS WEEK’S FLAVORS:

🌀 Cinnamon Rolls
• PB&J (yes… we did it 👀)
• Salted Vanilla Caramel

🍪 Stuffed Cookies
• Peanut Butter Fudge
• S’mores

🎂 Mini Cake
• Vanilla Bean Honey

🥄 Chaos Cups
• S’mores
• Caramel Crunch

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⚡ Small batch only
⚡ No extras once sold out

👉 Preorders are OPEN now
👉 Pickup: Thursday, 16th

Click the link in Comments or message to claim yours before they disappear 👀

04/06/2026

✨ CHAOS BAKERY UPDATE ✨
(a.k.a. I made things easier… but still chaotic 😈)

Okay friends, big upgrade this week 👀

You know and love the weekly menu drops and Chaos Boxes…
GOOD NEWS: those are NOT going anywhere.

🎁 Full Chaos Boxes
🌀 Cinnamon Roll Boxes
🍪 Cookie Boxes

Still here. Still stacked. Still worth it.

BUT… now we’ve unlocked a whole new level:

🔥 BUILD YOUR OWN CHAOS 🔥

You can now grab your favorites individually OR mix & match your own box:

✨ Any 2 — $9
✨ Any 4 — $18 ⭐ most popular for a reason
✨ Any 6 — $26

(Trust me… nobody stops at 2 😏)

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✨ Introducing: CHAOS CLASSICS ✨
(aka your new addictions… I mean favorites)

These are available EVERY WEEK:
Cookies:
🍪 The Biscoff Bomb
🍪 Cinnamon Cloud
🍪 Golden Hour Chocolate Chip
🍪 Birthday Chaos
Rolls
🌀 Classic Cinnamon Roll
🌀 Caramel Cinnamon Roll
Cake
🍰 Birthday Chaos
🍰 Brown Butter

Reliable. Delicious. Always here when you need them.

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🎢 Then we still have your WEEKLY CHAOS:

This is where I get a little wild with flavors, seasonal ideas, and limited drops 👀

Once those are gone… they’re gone.

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📍 How ordering works now:

• Order a box (easy mode)
• OR build your own (dangerous mode)

📍 Pickup for individual items
🚗 Delivery available on $18+

⚡ Limited quantities always (because I refuse to become a factory)

04/05/2026

✨ NEW: BUILD YOUR OWN CHAOS ✨

Not ready for a full box? I got you 😈

You can now grab your favorites individually:

🍪 Stuffed Cookies — $4-$5
🌀 Cinnamon Rolls — $6–$7
🍰 Lemon Honey Mini Cake — $6
🥄 Chaos Cups — $6

Mix, match, and build your own box (or don’t… no judgment here)

⚡ Same limited batch
⚡ Once they’re gone, they’re gone

Comment or message to claim!
More info on Bakesy- link in comments

04/05/2026