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Sweet Crimes bakery is on a mission to bring you delicious baked goods just like you remember them.

05/05/2026

Your Cinco de Mayo spread just got a serious upgrade. 🌮🧈🎉

Sweet Crimes Gluten Free Biscuits are here to steal the show at your fiesta! Soft, fluffy, golden, and buttery... these biscuits are the MVP your Cinco de Mayo brunch, party, or gathering didn't know it needed.

Made with real buttermilk, eggs & plenty of butter with a touch of potato starch for that perfect melt-in-your-mouth bite. Gluten-free never looked this festive.

Perfect for your Cinco de Mayo:
🌶️Brunch Parties — start the fiesta right with a spread that actually slaps
🎉Celebrations & Gatherings — gluten-free guests included, nobody gets left out
🏢Office & Corporate Events — impress the whole crew this May 5th
👨‍👩‍👧 Small & Intimate Get-Togethers — low-key but make it delicious

Build the ultimate fiesta spread: Stack with cheesy eggs, bacon & sausage for a breakfast sandwich bar. Serve warm on their own — iconic and effortless. Watch them disappear before the guac does 👀

Pick Your Crime Level:
✅Half Dozen (6) — a little guilty
✅Dozen (12) — now we're talking
✅2 Dozen (24) — full criminal

🛒 Order at www.sweetcrimes.com
📞 Call or text us: (202) 297-0932
📩 Email: [email protected]

Or slide into our DMs — we'd love to be part of your Cinco de Mayo celebration!

05/03/2026

Celebrating Mom the way we know how: WITH DESSERTS. 🧁🎂

Let’s be real, Mom has been your biggest supporter, your personal chef, your therapist, your hype woman, and your emergency contact all in one. So a store-bought gift just isn’t going to cut it this year. 💅

This Mother’s Day, we’re making it easy to show up properly. Our limited Mother’s Day menu is packed with stunning, handcrafted gluten-free desserts made fresh right here in DC. Perfect for gifting, sharing, or honestly just getting her a whole box to keep to herself. She’s earned it. Every single bite.

We also offer catering options for Mother’s Day parties and gatherings.

Swipe to explore everything available this season, and don’t wait too long. Mother’s Day orders are limited and we’d hate for you to miss out. Your mom definitely would too. 😉

🛒 Secure her order now:
👉 https://www.toasttab.com/catering/sweet-crimes-bakery-1238-pennsylvania-ave-se/menu/mother's%20day/

Drop a 🎂 in the comments if your mom has a serious sweet tooth. We see you and we’ve got you covered.

05/01/2026

🍪 Something sweet is happening this Saturday, and it’s all for a seriously meaningful cause.

Maggie is running the 51st Marine Corps Marathon in support of the Celiac Disease Foundation, raising funds for the millions of people who live with celiac disease and depend on safe, gluten-free food every day. 💪

This Saturday, May 2nd from 9AM–1PM, she’ll be tabling at Sweet Crimes Bakery. Stop by, say hi, and treat yourself to gluten-free goodies that might just make you forget gluten was ever a thing.

📍 1238 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC
🕘 9:00 AM – 1:00 PM

Can’t make it in person? You can still support Maggie’s run and fundraising goal online. Every donation helps make life safer and sweeter for the celiac community. 💛

👉 Donate here/can the QR Code:
https://give.celiac.org/fundraiser/7219074

Good treats, good people, and a great cause. Let’s show up for Maggie this Saturday. 🏃‍♀️✨

04/30/2026

Nobody told us gluten-free quiche could taste THIS good 🤫🧀

Meet our Ham & Gruyère Quiche 🥧✨ a 9-inch brunch hero made to feed 8 to 15 people. Perfect for brunches, gatherings, or anytime you want to show up with something that feels a little extra without the effort.

Made with a silky custard of heavy cream and farm-fresh eggs, loaded with premium ham and nutty Gruyère, all tucked into a flaky gluten-free crust. Rich, savory, and ridiculously satisfying in every bite.

This is the kind of brunch centerpiece that looks impressive, tastes even better, and actually keeps everyone full 🍽️🔥

🛒 Order now!
https://sweetcrimes.com/order/sweet-crimes-bakery-1238-pennsylvania-ave-se/item-ham-gruyere-quiche_b2198821-b35e-4d2f-b285-5f98a23fc749

04/28/2026

Plot twist: the best cake at your event is gluten free 🥕🎉

Our whole gluten-free carrot cake is here to prove that free from gluten does NOT mean sacrificing flavor. Creamy frosting, perfectly spiced layers, zero wheat. Maximum wow.

Whether it’s a birthday, baby shower, or just a Tuesday that deserves celebrating, this is the cake that gets everyone talking.

Order a whole cake for your next event and watch it disappear faster than your guest list drama 👀

🎂 Order your whole cake today: https://sweetcrimes.com/order/sweet-crimes-bakery-1238-pennsylvania-ave-se/item-carrot-cake-whole_f0fef6ee-4032-492e-ab1d-63e0f4b9a7af

04/26/2026

Skip the slump, grab your own cup ☕🔥

Meet your personal pick-me-up powered by Illy coffee, now brewing in Washington DC. Hot or iced, each cup is smooth, bold, and crafted to taste like real, premium coffee, not just caffeine. Go full energy with caffeinated or keep it smooth with decaf, your call. Perfect for your solo reset, quick meetings, or that mid-day “I need this now” moment at your favorite DC coffee spot. Want more than one? We’ve got packs ready when one cup just isn’t enough 😉

Sip better, your way ☕✨

📍 Visit us: 1238 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
🌐 Order ahead: www.sweetcrimes.com

04/23/2026

This is your sign to turn Turkey & Swiss Sandwich 🥪 + Illy Brewed Coffee ☕ into your new brunch ritual.

Freshly baked gluten free hoagie roll layered into a turkey and Swiss sandwich with creamy Swiss cheese, crisp cucumbers, fresh spinach, and juicy tomatoes—with an option to add your favorite aioli for extra flavor. Perfectly paired with smooth illy brewed coffee ☕🥪 because bold flavors deserve an equally iconic sip.

Note: Turkey & Swiss Sandwich comes with a fresh side salad 🥗

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Order here: https://sweetcrimes.com/order/sweet-crimes-bakery-1238-pennsylvania-ave-se

04/18/2026

Keeping it real and hands-on—Keri personally prepares your catering orders to make sure every detail meets our standards. Quality, care, and service in every bite. ✨

Ready to order or plan your next event?
Visit www.sweetcrimes.com or email [email protected] 📩

04/11/2026

Let’s be real: nothing beats the scent of fresh cinnamon buns drifting through the house. If you want that oven-fresh magic without the flour-covered counters or the gluten-related stress, we have the ultimate secret weapon.

Stop scrolling for the best cinnamon buns near me and start preheating your oven. Our cinnamon buns quick kit is the total MVP of your freezer. You get a pan of 6 frozen rolls ready to puff up and wow whoever is lucky enough to be in your kitchen.

Consider this your "fake it ‘til you bake it" masterpiece. They are effortless, gluten-free, and guaranteed to make your home smell like a high-end boutique bakery. Pick up a kit, toss them in the heat, and officially become the weekend hero. 🌀✨

Order here:
https://sweetcrimes.com/order/sweet-crimes-bakery-1238-pennsylvania-ave-se/item-seasonal-bread-special-single-1-loaf_615dd47b-9c89-4de1-a143-7a775eeafa33

(202) 297-0932
www.sweetcrimes.com

04/08/2026

Sweet Crimes Bakery x Local’d: the gluten free bakery in DC is teaming up with Local’d to bring something special your way. 🍪💛

Stay tuned for exclusive offers and sweet surprises!

Address

1238 Pennsylvia Avenue SE
Washington D.C., DC
20003

Website

http://www.sweetcrimes.com/

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