WeirdDoughs Bagels and Brews

WeirdDoughs Bagels and Brews Baking rebellion into our dough. Never cookie cutter. Always perfectly imperfect. Handcrafted daily. Long Island–Inspired. Cleveland–Cultivated. Piedmont–Pioneered.

Picture of a cute doggo to soften the blow…Well, this isn’t the post we wanted to make this morning…Unfortunately, due t...
06/08/2026

Picture of a cute doggo to soften the blow…
Well, this isn’t the post we wanted to make this morning…

Unfortunately, due to an unexpected staffing issue, we will be closed today.

We know that’s disappointing, and trust us, we’d much rather be serving bagels and coffee than posting this. But with a key team member out and no available coverage, we can’t operate at the level you deserve.

We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your understanding and support of our small business. We’ll be back at it and ready to see all your beautiful faces as soon as we’re able.

Thank you for sticking with us, Warrenton. ❤️

— The Weirddoughs Crew 🥯☕️

Now would be a great day to miss us terribly and start planning Wednesday’s bagel order. 😉

🚨 FIND THE BLUE JEEP 🚨It’s in this picture.Way back there.Hiding.Ashamed.Because apparently it needs an ENTIRE NEW ENGIN...
06/07/2026

🚨 FIND THE BLUE JEEP 🚨

It’s in this picture.

Way back there.

Hiding.

Ashamed.

Because apparently it needs an ENTIRE NEW ENGINE. 😭

I brought it to Power Trucks today hoping they’d tell me it just needed a hug and maybe some fresh oil.

Instead, my wallet and I are currently in mourning.

The cruel irony is that my Jeep is basically my vacation. I don’t take trips. I don’t disappear to tropical islands. I take the doors off, take the top down, hit some back roads, and pretend I’m not responsible for making hundreds of bagels.

Now my vacation has a blown engine.

So here’s the deal:

We’re open at the shop today AND we’re out here at the Jeep & Car Show at Power Trucks with our friends from DTO Customs.

Come grab a bagel.
Come grab a breakfast sandwich.
Come grab a coffee.

Every dollar gets me one step closer to hearing “Your Jeep is fixed” instead of “Ma’am, have you considered selling a kidney?”

If you see me today, feel free to point at the blue Jeep and say, “There goes Danielle’s retirement fund.”

We’ll laugh. Then I’ll cry a little.

Come support local businesses, check out some awesome rides, and help a Jeep girl get back to her happy place.





🚨 Two Ways to Get Your Weirddoughs Fix Today! 🚨The shop is OPEN and serving up all your favorites from 9 AM to 2 PM as u...
06/07/2026

🚨 Two Ways to Get Your Weirddoughs Fix Today! 🚨

The shop is OPEN and serving up all your favorites from 9 AM to 2 PM as usual.

BUT…

We’re also out at the awesome Jeep & Truck Show hosted by Power Trucks and DTO Customs today! If you’re heading to the event, skip the trip downtown and come see us at the grill.

We’ll be serving up fresh Bacon, Egg & Cheese and Egg & Cheese sandwiches on Weirddoughs bagels right on site. Grab breakfast, check out some incredible rides, and hang out with a great community of local businesses and automotive enthusiasts.

Whether you visit us at the shop or at the show, we’ve got you covered.

See y’all out there! 🥯☕🚙

06/06/2026

BREAKING NEWS:

We currently have more bagels than customers.

This situation cannot continue.

Please report immediately to Weirddoughs for emergency consumption of carbs and caffeine.

Failure to comply may result in us personally texting your mother and asking why you haven’t had breakfast yet.

🥯☕😂

Come hang out. We’re lonely.

🔥 FIRST FRIDAY IS ON! 🔥Need a cold drink, a little air conditioning, and a place to escape the heat for a bit? We’ve got...
06/05/2026

🔥 FIRST FRIDAY IS ON! 🔥

Need a cold drink, a little air conditioning, and a place to escape the heat for a bit? We’ve got you covered.

Our drink bar will be open tonight serving iced lattes, cold brew, sodas, water, and all your favorite caffeinated beverages. While we won’t be doing food service this evening, we’re still the perfect spot to cool off, catch up with friends, and take a break from the heat.

And yes, we’ll be making affogatos! If you’ve never had one, it’s one of the simplest and most delicious treats on the planet: a scoop of ice cream “drowned” in a shot of hot espresso. Trust us on this one.

We’re right in the middle of all the First Friday action on Culpeper Street, so swing by, say hi, cool off, and hang out with us for a while.

Think of us as your official First Friday hydration station. ☕🍦🧊🥤

See y’all tonight!

06/04/2026

UPDATE: bagels are coming out of the ovens now so we are open but online ordering is paused until we get them all done. In store you can get em hot off the presses

Good morning, Weirdos.

Due to the shelter-in-place order in Bealeton last night, one of our bakers was affected, and keeping our team safe comes first. Because of that, we weren’t able to start baking at our normal time this morning.

The good news: we WILL be open today. The bad news: it’ll be a little later than usual. We’re aiming to open around 8:30 a.m. instead of 7:30 a.m.

We appreciate your patience and understanding while we get everything baked and ready for you. Most importantly, we hope everyone in the affected area is safe.

See y’all soon. ❤️

06/02/2026

We were trying to plan the perfect Northern Virginia summer vacation when it occurred to us…

Every county would be THAT person in the group chat.

Some are booking villas.
Some are answering work emails from the beach.
Some are at their kid’s 47th tournament of the summer.
And at least one county definitely packed a generator “just in case.”

So naturally, we imagined the Northern Virginia Summer Vacation Group Chat.

As always, this is all in good fun.

(Except Loudoun. We know you’re posting from an infinity pool somewhere right now. 😘)

👇

Loudoun County:
“The resort upgraded us to a private villa.”

Fairfax County:
“Sorry, just seeing this. I was on vacation but had 137 work emails.”

Arlington:
“This reminds me of a little café I found in Portugal.”

Alexandria:
“I made a vacation mood board.”

Prince William County:
“We’re at a baseball tournament.”

Prince William County (15 minutes later):
“Now we’re at a soccer tournament.”

Stafford County:
“Traffic wasn’t bad if you left at 4:12 a.m.”

Culpeper County:
“We found a brewery behind another brewery.”

Clarke County:
“The goats are doing great, thanks for asking.”

Warren County:
“Sorry. No signal.”

Spotsylvania County:
“I packed two first-aid kits, three coolers, and an emergency generator.”

Fauquier County:
“Y’all know there are lakes that don’t require a mortgage, right?”



Later That Evening

Loudoun:
“The kids loved the infinity pool.”

Arlington:
“European pools are better.”

Fairfax:
“Can someone hotspot me?”

Prince William:
“Game got moved to another field.”

Stafford:
“We’re already home.”

Culpeper:
“We accidentally joined a bluegrass festival.”

Fauquier:
“We accidentally bought a tractor.”



Day Three

Alexandria:
“Here’s my vacation photo dump.”

Loudoun:
“Here’s Part 1 of mine.”

Arlington:
“The architecture overseas is incredible.”

Fairfax:
“Wait, you guys actually unplugged?”

Prince William:
“What vacation?”

Warren:
“Still no signal.”

Fauquier:
“Who brought fireworks?”

Bealeton (has entered the chat):
“Me.”

Good morning, Weirdos.The coffee is hot.The bagels are fresh.The AC is working.And unlike your inbox, we’re not asking a...
05/30/2026

Good morning, Weirdos.

The coffee is hot.
The bagels are fresh.
The AC is working.
And unlike your inbox, we’re not asking anything complicated of you today.

Just swing by.

Grab your usual.
Try something new.
Hang out for a minute.
Pretend you’re answering emails while actually people-watching.

We’re here until 1

🥯☕❤️

Carb Your Enthusiasm™

🚨 CULPEPER, WE MADE IT. 🚨Today is our very first day at the Culpeper Farmers Market, and we’ll be here all season long. ...
05/30/2026

🚨 CULPEPER, WE MADE IT. 🚨

Today is our very first day at the Culpeper Farmers Market, and we’ll be here all season long. 🎉

Now, would it really be Weirddoughs if everything went according to plan?

Our signage didn’t arrive.
Our baskets didn’t arrive.
We had a few dough gremlins show up overnight.
And we’re rolling into Day 1 with about half the bagels we originally planned to bring.

Murphy’s Law understood the assignment.

But after missing the first month of the market, we weren’t about to sit this one out. So we’re here, we’re caffeinated, we’re weird, and we’re ready to meet some new friends.

Fair warning: there’s a very real chance we sell out early today. If that happens, please don’t judge our first-day inventory by our first-day enthusiasm. 😅 We’ll be bringing a lot more next week.

A few notes about how the market will work:

We’ll probably have Plain and Everything most weeks, plus a rotating lineup of a few other flavors. Part of the fun is that you never quite know what WeirdDoughs flavors are going to show up. We’ll do our best to keep everyone posted each week.

Today’s extras in the lineup:
🥯 Rosemary Sea Salt
🥯 Asiago
🥯 Jalapeño Cheddar

We’ll also bring a selection of our schmears, though those may rotate too. We simply can’t bring our entire menu to market, and we’re not built for that kind of production volume. What we can promise is that we’ll bring a curated selection of our favorites and hopefully a few surprises along the way.

Come say hi to Taylor, our awesome market rep, grab a bagel while they last, and enjoy what looks like a beautiful market morning.

We’ll be hanging out until we’re sold out—which, at this rate, might be sooner rather than later.

Culpeper, thanks for having us. Let’s do this.

Spread the weird.

Carb Your Enthusiasm™

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12 Culpeper Street
Warrenton, VA
20186

Opening Hours

Monday 7:30am - 12:30pm
Wednesday 7:30am - 12:30pm
Thursday 7:30am - 12:30pm
Friday 7:30am - 12:30pm
Saturday 8am - 1pm
Sunday 9am - 2pm

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