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Shut Up & Eat This Welcome to Shut Up & Eat This- where everything is made from scratch, with love, butter, and zero applogies. Always accepting orders.

Everything from cookies, brownies, and bars to cakes, cheesecakes, and pies. Just remember to… Shut Up & Eat This!

Death by Chocolate Cake topped with a semi sweet ganache drip and fresh raspberries
09/21/2026

Death by Chocolate Cake topped with a semi sweet ganache drip and fresh raspberries

🍂🍪 FALL COOKIE MENU IS HERE. 🍪🍂Fall has officially entered the chat, and apparently I’ve decided we all need cookies to ...
09/08/2026

🍂🍪 FALL COOKIE MENU IS HERE. 🍪🍂

Fall has officially entered the chat, and apparently I’ve decided we all need cookies to cope. Honestly? I support this decision.

🚨 ONLY 8 Boxes will be available!!

Here’s what’s coming out of the oven:

🍎 Bite Me, Apple

🥜 I Like Big Nuts

🍫 Not Granola

🎃 Basic Witch

☕ Espress Yo’ Self

🍵 Spill the Chai

So yes… fall is here. 🍂
And yes… you probably need cookies.

Don’t overthink it.

📦 🍪 Each box will come with one of each cookie (they are big cookies!)
💰 $25.50/box $45/for 2 boxes. I take Venmo and Cash App
🗓️ Pre-Order starts this Friday, September 11th.
⬆️ Pick Up will be on September 21st
✉️ Send me a message!

🎃 PUMPKIN CREAM CHEESE MUFFINS ARE HERE! 🎃If you’re a Starbucks pumpkin cream cheese muffin fan… you’re gonna want these...
08/31/2026

🎃 PUMPKIN CREAM CHEESE MUFFINS ARE HERE! 🎃

If you’re a Starbucks pumpkin cream cheese muffin fan… you’re gonna want these. 👀

My homemade dupe is made with a perfectly spiced, soft pumpkin muffin, a sweet & creamy cream cheese center, and because I refuse to do anything halfway… a buttery crumble topping that gets golden and delicious in the oven. 🤤

Basically, everything you love about the Starbucks version—but Shut Up & Eat This style. 🧡

☕️ Perfect with your morning coffee
🎃 Packed with pumpkin spice flavor
🧀 Creamy cheesecake-like center

🎃☕️ SNEAK PEEK: BASIC WITCH ☕️🎃Pumpkin spice? Obviously.Coffee cake? Absolutely.Brown sugar streusel? You already know.V...
08/28/2026

🎃☕️ SNEAK PEEK: BASIC WITCH ☕️🎃

Pumpkin spice? Obviously.
Coffee cake? Absolutely.
Brown sugar streusel? You already know.
Vanilla icing? Because apparently we have standards. ✨

Meet Basic Witch — a super chewy pumpkin cookie topped with crunchy brown sugar streusel and a drizzle of vanilla icing.

Basically, it’s pumpkin coffee cake that got tired of sitting on a plate and decided to become a cookie. And honestly? Good for her.
Call it basic if you want. We’ll be over here eating another one. 😌🎃

👀 Just a little sneak peek at what’s coming in the next Shut Up & Eat This cookie box…
And yes, you’re going to want this one.

NOT GRANOLAOats. Dark chocolate. Toasted pecans. Cinnamon. Flaky sea salt.Sounds healthy, right?Wrong.This soft, chewy o...
08/18/2026

NOT GRANOLA

Oats. Dark chocolate. Toasted pecans. Cinnamon. Flaky sea salt.

Sounds healthy, right?

Wrong.

This soft, chewy oatmeal cookie is rich, buttery, and completely unapologetic about being dessert.

Not granola. Not health food. Just damn good.

SPILL THE CHAI ☕️ Maple, chai, espresso, and brown butter walked into a cookie and decided to ruin your self-control.Thi...
08/16/2026

SPILL THE CHAI ☕️

Maple, chai, espresso, and brown butter walked into a cookie and decided to ruin your self-control.

This soft, chewy maple cookie is loaded with cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, nutmeg, allspice, black pepper, and real espresso powder because apparently regular chai wasn’t caffeinated enough. Then we drizzle a thick, creamy brown butter icing that melts right into the cookie.

Warm. Spiced. Buttery. Caffeinated. Completely incapable of minding its own business.

Triple Chip Cookies 🍪 A whopping 5oz each topped with flaky salt Milk chocolateSemi sweet chocolate White chocolate
08/11/2026

Triple Chip Cookies 🍪
A whopping 5oz each topped with flaky salt
Milk chocolate
Semi sweet chocolate
White chocolate

08/03/2026

🍂🍪 Okay, friends… it’s time to talk FALL COOKIES. 🍪🍂
The sweaters are waiting, the candles are calling, and my oven is ready to do what it does best. 🤎✨
I’m starting to dream up this year’s coziest, most indulgent fall cookies, and I need your help!

What fall flavors deserve a spot on the menu? 👀
🍎 Caramel apple?
🎃 Pumpkin spice?
🍁 Maple pecan?
☕ Chai latte?
🤎 Brown butter everything?
🍫 A ridiculously rich chocolate cookie?
🌰 Something with toasted nuts?
🍪 A classic cookie with a fall twist?

Tell me your favorite cozy flavors, childhood favorites, or a cookie combination you think would be absolutely amazing.
Because let’s be honest… fall calories don’t count when they come in cookie form. 😉

Drop your ideas below — and who knows… your suggestion might become the next Shut Up & Eat This creation. 🍪🖤

Fruity Pebble cookies are going into the fridge to chill for bit before baking 😍
07/16/2026

Fruity Pebble cookies are going into the fridge to chill for bit before baking 😍

🥚🚨 The girls are finally paying their rent! 😂🐔After months of eating all my feed and acting like tiny feathered queens, ...
07/08/2026

🥚🚨 The girls are finally paying their rent! 😂🐔
After months of eating all my feed and acting like tiny feathered queens, my hens have decided to contribute to the household! 😅

I have 6 dozen beautiful, farm-fresh eggs up for grabs! These spoiled ladies are free-range, well-loved, and treated like royalty—which shows in their gorgeous eggs! 🤎🥚

💰 $5 per dozen�🥚 $7 for an 18-count carton

First come, first served! Send me a message if you’d like me to set some aside for you. 😊

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