Happy Baked Goods

Happy Baked Goods Happy Baked Goods-where it's love at first bite, and that's a promise :) Hey ya, Cookie Monster! Looking for some tasty treats with a side of naughty humor?
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You’ve landed on the right page! Don’t thank Mark Zuckerburg just yet, to complete your lucky day you need to at least TASTE something from my little bakery first! Do yourself a favor, hang out a little longer, scroll my page, screenshot all your desires like the cookie vixen you are and set a date to visit us in person and live beyond this social media experience. Our bakery is TINY, I I

refer to it lovingly as my “shoe box bakery,” but that doesn’t mean we skimp on anything! Hey, it’s not the size of the shoe -
It’s how you use it, right? Regardless, if you believe size does matters, our cookies are HUGE! I’m talking like the size of your palm! We sell them individual at $2-$3 each inside our delicious cookie case, and that also includes all the bars and brownies we sell, too! HBG is also a little well known for thumbprint cookies � It’s a Taylorville tradition that we’ve perfected, not to brag � Please, come try one and tell us we are wrong. You won’t be able to, what with a mouth full of tasty crumbs and all. We are open most every weekend (Friday and Saturday only) . We do orders all week (excluding Sunday and mondays) if you can’t make it on the weekends. If you want to place an order, please send us a message...because AINT no body answering the phone - we too busy pulling cookies from the oven and busting diets. HBG - come for the cookies, leave with a happy ending ���

After a long week of Bigfoot boot camp, tornadoes, lost power and board meetings (you’ll never guess which off that list...
06/18/2026

After a long week of Bigfoot boot camp, tornadoes, lost power and board meetings (you’ll never guess which off that list was the most dramatic 😂), these smiley’s are me, remembering God is in control 🙏🏻🍪

Also, there is a rogue Cookie Monster who, once a year, drops on me unique thumbprint flavor requests and his demands, are your extras!
-snickerdoodle
-double chocolate
-red velvet
-cake batter

So a few leftovers of all those will be available tomorrow! We are open Friday (7-5) and Saturday (7-12) we all of this on tap 👇🏼

Traditional thumbprints
Banana cream pie thumbprints
Cherry cheesecake bars
Cookie dough brownies
Monster cookie cheesecake bars
S’mores bars
Brownies
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Monsters
Reeses topped PB
German chocolate cookies
Iced oatmeal
Oatmeal cream pies
Caramel cheesecake
Oreo cheesecake
Plain Pb
Fudge topped Pb
Sugar
Sugar w buttercream
Confetti bars
Hershey kiss cookies
Whoopie pies
Watermelon cookie slices
Cookie pies slices

Hope to see everyone to celebrate the survival of this week! 🙌🏻

This week at HBG are…. Banana cream pie thumbprints! 🍌🍌 Available Friday and Saturday 😊Appropriate for the theme of this...
06/17/2026

This week at HBG are…. Banana cream pie thumbprints! 🍌🍌 Available Friday and Saturday 😊

Appropriate for the theme of this week “the sh*t is bananas!” 🙈

Tornadoes today, a long and eye - opening county board meeting last night. What fun, new activity will be unlocked tomorrow? 😂

I can’t help but feel very frustrated and slightly offended at some repeated themes I witnessed at the county board meeting. I felt as though some board members were treating their constituents as THE OPPOSITION to their personal agenda, and not as the people they represent. During open comments, after we all sat through an over hour long portion of the Eagle Rock representative answering questions, a particular board member didn’t have the courtesy enough to make eye contact w the people of Christian county standing up and voicing their concern during open comments. Maybe he was writing down comments, maybe he was doodling, I don’t know, but his head remained down ward facing while we spoke w passion and truth and conviction when it was our turn. The lack of eye contact felt passive aggressive and dismissive.

Speaking of disrespect, the bottom of my stomach dropped as Mr Board Chairman chastised Noah Readhead’s in depth, truthful, well researched video on Eagle Rock, calling it “distasteful” as Noah demonstrated a google mapped image of a house. What a way to paint Noah! Completely inaccurate and “misinformation” as Mr Board Chairman kept saying. Noah only showcased the address LISTED ON EAGLE ROCKS OWN BUSINESS PAGE. There is no crime here, no mal- intent. It was reporting, not doxing, as Mr Board Chairman insinuated.

I repeatedly felt scolded for having an opinion different from someone who claimed to be unbiased as a board member. I felt as though conversations were re-directed away from heated concerns, and back to safe wording like “this will be regulated, this will comply, nothing at all is concerning in this data center.”

It was a master class in gaslighting. The people of Christian county felt schooled by just a few board members, not supported.

(My admiration and thanks to most of the board who seemed genuinely concerned w our concerns! 🙏🏻👏🏻 THANK YOU)

Mr. Noah, if I may, ask that your next video be a deep dive into the Christian County Economic Development Committee, as they have offered to pay for this smoke and mirrors trip to Altoona. They appear to really, really, really want this data center approved. They were the first to know about the proposed data center itself. They are a powerful, silent influence in this decision, and report to no one but themselves.

My concern was validated at this meeting that there is a lot the public does not know. Which should make us dig our feet in the dirt even deeper with opposing the data center until there are concrete answers to our health concerns, environmental impacts, just who is benefiting from this and why!

We have to stand our ground before people that shall not be named steal our ground!

2/3 fudgy brownie+ 1/3 cookie dough =3/3 HAPPINESSOpen now til noon with lots of cookie dough brownies (w caramel 🍯) ava...
06/13/2026

2/3 fudgy brownie
+ 1/3 cookie dough

=

3/3 HAPPINESS

Open now til noon with lots of cookie dough brownies (w caramel 🍯) available!!!

Did anyone else have sausage and pepperoni covered dreams? 😂Haha we a survived HBG’s Pizza Gate 2026! I should get that ...
06/12/2026

Did anyone else have sausage and pepperoni covered dreams? 😂

Haha we a survived HBG’s Pizza Gate 2026! I should get that on a shirt. Actually, haha, on better thought, maybe not the connotation the bakery is seeking! 😑

Anyways, I was heart warmed knowing everyone has good little reading and following directions skills! My sweet little first grade graduates/cookie monsters! 💕 Love you all and I will continue the not-so-Martin Short-posts since you love them so much 🤓

Anyways, top of the ‘za to you today! 🌞 Our cookie case is full and we are open now til 5p! What more can a person ask?

Ranch dressing, I could ask for some ranch dressing right now 🤌🏻🍕

Lots to say, I’ll try and keep it Martin Short.The caramel cheesecake bars this week are comparable to a hot girlfriend:...
06/11/2026

Lots to say, I’ll try and keep it Martin Short.

The caramel cheesecake bars this week are comparable to a hot girlfriend: Irresistible but bat s**t crazy. Cutting into them was a sticky nightmare but I kept plowing through because they’re beyond delicious. How I’m going to serve them tomorrow - I don’t know- but they’re so desirable, I couldn’t throw them out on their asses like they deserve. They are the narci’est of cheesecake.

The cookie dough brownies w caramel: I can’t believe I’m about to say this but I am now officially sick of cookie dough. The feel, the sight, the smell, the satisfaction - done, DOA, call the coroner, no more dough for me. My love for YOU has over come my love for cookie dough as I just kept whipping them up til i had nothing left in the tank but tears and regret. These cookie dough brownies are my Everest and I planted the flag for YOU. I made SO MANY. Please come and buy me out, don’t despair that there won’t be enough to go around!

The other cheesecake bars are too legit to quit. The carrot cake; the chocolate chip, yes even the caramel - all aces. Please note I did not have time to make a ton of cherry cheesecake bars however but there are a few proud soldiers.

AS ALWAYS we are open Fridays (7-5) and Saturdays (7-12). No holds! Everything available til sell out! I hate stating the obvious but don’t think that there are going to be any cookie dough brownies to sn**ch up at 11:30am on Saturday. Having an empty case at that time is something I shoot for! So don’t get mad at me, that’s on you, Chad! Get those sweet cheeks in gear for the goods and don’t dally!

Here’s our full menu:

Traditional thumbprints
Chocolate chip cookie thumbprints
Cookie dough brownies w caramel
Chocolate chip cheesecake bars
Carrot cake cheesecake bars
Caramel cheesecake bars
Cherry cheesecake bars
Lemon blueberry ooey gooey bars
Chocolate chip ooey gooey bars
S’mores bars
MM cookies
Chocolate chip
Reeses cup
Fudge topped PB
Sugar
Iced oatmeal
Plain PB
Monster
Hershey kiss
Strawberry Cheesecake
Oreo cheesecake
Lemon smackers
Lemon cheesecake
Double fudge
Smorkies
Carrot cake w cream cheese frosting
To go cookie cakes
Assorted cookie boxes
Watermelon slices
Cookie pie slices
Oatmeal raisin
Cake batter cookies

Sorry that wasn’t a very short post but here you are still reading and I actually love you for that and what a class pet you are and to reveal yourself to me so I know who my favorites are, comment your favorite pizza topping below so people just randomly reading comments without reading this long ass post are like “Whitney commented sausage? What the F?”Come on, it’ll be fun, a random comment that says Canadian Bacon under HBG. This is our entertainment now.

$20/dozen cookies last weekend- Cookie dough brownies w caramel this weekend-Gosh where’s my Citizen of the Year award a...
06/11/2026

$20/dozen cookies last weekend-

Cookie dough brownies w caramel this weekend-

Gosh where’s my Citizen of the Year award already? Geez!

Just so we are clear, it’s still very much so “coo coo for cookie dough” at HBG. I can’t stop thinking about those brown...
06/10/2026

Just so we are clear, it’s still very much so “coo coo for cookie dough” at HBG. I can’t stop thinking about those brownies myself 😮‍💨

But! I have gone a little crazy making cheesecake bars, too! And the varieties all so happen to start with a C for some cosmic reason!

So while the cookie dough brownies will be the spotlight, we will also have all this 👇🏼

Chocolate chip cheesecake bars 🍪
Cherry cheesecake bars 🍒
Carrot cake cheesecake bars 🥕
Caramel cheesecake bars 🍯

These treats will have a sweet graham cracker crust, luscious cream cheese and then topped w the appropriate tasty varieties as listed above!

It’s def a diet buster Friday and Saturday! Good thing calories don’t count when it’s HBG! 😆

I’m thinking it’s a “coo coo for cookie dough” weekend at HBG this Friday and Saturday 🤤At the top of the menu will be t...
06/09/2026

I’m thinking it’s a “coo coo for cookie dough” weekend at HBG this Friday and Saturday 🤤

At the top of the menu will be these very insane, very coo coo, COOKIE DOUGH BROWNIES W A CARAMEL DRIZZLE 😮‍💨🍯

Someone cue Jesse Katsopolis “have mercyyyyyyy.”

In a time when businesses are as corrupt as the government (cough, cough-data centers- cough cough)- HBG loves the peopl...
06/06/2026

In a time when businesses are as corrupt as the government (cough, cough-data centers- cough cough)- HBG loves the people!

Day #2 of all cookies and bars $20/doz! That’s less than $2/cookie! My gift to you! 🎁🍪

Open now til 12p (or sell out!)

*oh and I do have on hand 1 dozen lactation cookies if anyone wants to grab!*

Ok, everyone. Game faces on. Bibs tied. Fat pants secured. Today and tomorrow (Friday and Saturday) all HBG cookies are ...
06/05/2026

Ok, everyone. Game faces on. Bibs tied. Fat pants secured.

Today and tomorrow (Friday and Saturday) all HBG cookies are bars are $20/doz. Less than $2 a cookie. Someone call the cookie police because those prices are a crime!

Open now til 5 and Saturday 7a-12p!

Address

115 W. Poplar Street
Taylorville, IL
62568

Opening Hours

Friday 7am - 5pm
Saturday 7am - 12pm

Telephone

+12178273142

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