Happy Baked Goods

Happy Baked Goods Happy Baked Goods-where it's love at first bite, and that's a promise :) Hey ya, Cookie Monster! Looking for some tasty treats with a side of naughty humor?
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You’ve landed on the right page! Don’t thank Mark Zuckerburg just yet, to complete your lucky day you need to at least TASTE something from my little bakery first! Do yourself a favor, hang out a little longer, scroll my page, screenshot all your desires like the cookie vixen you are and set a date to visit us in person and live beyond this social media experience. Our bakery is TINY, I I

refer to it lovingly as my “shoe box bakery,” but that doesn’t mean we skimp on anything! Hey, it’s not the size of the shoe -
It’s how you use it, right? Regardless, if you believe size does matters, our cookies are HUGE! I’m talking like the size of your palm! We sell them individual at $2-$3 each inside our delicious cookie case, and that also includes all the bars and brownies we sell, too! HBG is also a little well known for thumbprint cookies � It’s a Taylorville tradition that we’ve perfected, not to brag � Please, come try one and tell us we are wrong. You won’t be able to, what with a mouth full of tasty crumbs and all. We are open most every weekend (Friday and Saturday only) . We do orders all week (excluding Sunday and mondays) if you can’t make it on the weekends. If you want to place an order, please send us a message...because AINT no body answering the phone - we too busy pulling cookies from the oven and busting diets. HBG - come for the cookies, leave with a happy ending ���

In a time when businesses are as corrupt as the government (cough, cough-data centers- cough cough)- HBG loves the peopl...
06/06/2026

In a time when businesses are as corrupt as the government (cough, cough-data centers- cough cough)- HBG loves the people!

Day #2 of all cookies and bars $20/doz! That’s less than $2/cookie! My gift to you! 🎁🍪

Open now til 12p (or sell out!)

*oh and I do have on hand 1 dozen lactation cookies if anyone wants to grab!*

Ok, everyone. Game faces on. Bibs tied. Fat pants secured. Today and tomorrow (Friday and Saturday) all HBG cookies are ...
06/05/2026

Ok, everyone. Game faces on. Bibs tied. Fat pants secured.

Today and tomorrow (Friday and Saturday) all HBG cookies are bars are $20/doz. Less than $2 a cookie. Someone call the cookie police because those prices are a crime!

Open now til 5 and Saturday 7a-12p!

One of Shepherd’s little nicknames is “Sheppy bear” and I his mamma bear and let me tell you, I really put the bear in m...
06/04/2026

One of Shepherd’s little nicknames is “Sheppy bear” and I his mamma bear and let me tell you, I really put the bear in mamma bear this week. Anyone else have a grouchy week? Was it the blue moon? The data center nightmare? My grey roots showing!? I don’t know but admittedly I was not my best!!

But this is actually good news to you because instead of punishing myself with an unrelenting marathon run, God inspired me to something better- make a very special awesome cookie deal for my wonderful cookie monsters instead.

This weekend - ALL WEEKEND- 1 dozen cookies for $20! (Of note: I’d really appreciate cash if I can be picky!) - any and all goodies in the display case- cookies and bars - ALL OF IT - 1 DOZEN FOR $20!

This is crazy. Some goodies are $3/each so last weekend a dozen could have costed $36 but my guilt is now your savings.

Again - FRIDAY AND SATURDAY- 1 DOZEN AMAZING HBG GOODIES FOR A CRISP AND EVEN $20! (Cash again would be amazing)

Here’s the lineup:

Traditional thumbprints
Lemon blueberry thumbprints
Oatmeal cream pies
Caramel toffee
Old fashioned oatmeal
Tacos
Glazed oatmeal raisin
Cake batter cookies
Sugar
Peek a boos
Animal cracker
Caramel toffee
Lemon blueberry cheesecake
Oreo cheesecake
Lemon blueberry
Carrot chocolate chip cookies
Fudge topped PB
Oreo cheesecake
Sugar w buttercream
Brownies
S’mores bars
Smorkies
PB s’mores bars
Ooey gooey bars
Monster cookies
Nakeds
Plain PB
Lemon crinkle
Monster cookie cheesecake bars
Watermelon cookie slices
Cookie pies

OMG as I was writing all those cookies out I kept thinking this is crazy, stop w the insane pricing, haha but I won’t deny my need to make spiritual amends for my foul mood.

All cookies - and bars- $20 for a dozen!

Now is the time to show up, cookie monsters!

Little Debbie coming up a little short to this little bakery’s not so little oatmeal cream pie 🥲HBG is open this weekend...
06/04/2026

Little Debbie coming up a little short to this little bakery’s not so little oatmeal cream pie 🥲

HBG is open this weekend, Friday (7-5) and Saturday (7-12)!

A few weeks ago I made a post about AI on my personal FB page saying how much I loathe it and how I think it’s stealing ...
06/02/2026

A few weeks ago I made a post about AI on my personal FB page saying how much I loathe it and how I think it’s stealing our God - given talents and voices away. I encouraged friends to boycott it.

As a creator myself, watching AI effortlessly write humorous posts or educational content or create flyers in a few seconds is extremely discouraging and frustrating to people who exercise their own brain and do it with much effort and time and SATISFACTION.

Understandably so, I know many industries rely on the benefits of AI - medicine, engineering, and all the other professions that I just can’t think of right now. I can admit there are advantages in some cases.

But we CANNOT ignore the evils of AI because there is some good to it. AI is stealing children’s photos and doing the unimaginable w their faces and bodies and selling it to perverts; it’s replacing thousands of jobs already and will only get worse; it’s destroying fresh water supplies and taking over generation-owned farmland that literally feeds humanity. Did you see the old lady in Kentucky who was living in a trailer and didn’t accept the multi-million dollar offer data center developers sent her? She is my hero! I wish others had as much integrity.

I don’t think enough time or research has been developed into policing AI. I am vehemently against it right now - resolutely. Unpopular opinion but I’m kinda leaning towards being ok where we are technologically. It seems as though we’ve reach the point of technological advancement to where it’s doing more harm than good. Every good thing eventually corrupts. We are supposedly as medically advanced as we’ve ever been, and yet, more people are infertile (men and women), we are prescribed more medicine than ever and for the first time ever, our lifespan has lowered.

Another argument for another day but all this is in summary to say I strongly oppose the data center in Christian County. The speed at which these are being forced upon us and developed in quiet deals behind doors is unsettling and is a cause for pause alone!

I know you didn’t ask for it but there is my unsolicited, very condensed, opinion on data centers and AI.

Good morning, monster cookie people of the Cookie Monster variety! The bakery is still stacked w all the monster cookie ...
05/30/2026

Good morning, monster cookie people of the Cookie Monster variety!

The bakery is still stacked w all the monster cookie goodness for you lovers, plus a dozen chocolate cupcakes up for grabs, 4 dozen lactation cookies 🍼🍼 (call dibs if you can!), traditional thumbprints, lemon thumbprints and Hershey kiss and cookie cakes!

Open now til noon! :)

Oh happy day, indeed! Well, a preemptive happy day as I am referencing tomorrows soon - to - be - happy day brought to y...
05/28/2026

Oh happy day, indeed! Well, a preemptive happy day as I am referencing tomorrows soon - to - be - happy day brought to you by HBG’s monster mash weekend! 🧟‍♂️

We will have the following treats featuring your favorite oatmeal - peanut butter - m&m - and chocolate chip combo:

Monster cookies (regular size)
Monster cookies (smaller sized in 12 packs)
Monster cookie cheesecake bars
Monster cookie ooey gooey bars
Monster cookie whoopie pies w fudge filling

Let’s put the Cookie Monster in monster cookie this weekend! 🥴

And for those like me who prefer other cookies and treats, we will also be supplying all this as well 😋

Traditional thumbprints
Lemon thumbprints
Brownies
S’mores bars
Oreo brownies
Chocolate chip
Cookie dough cheesecake cookies
Lemon blueberry cookies
Caramel apple cheesecake cookies
Oreo buttercream
German chocolate cookies
Sugar
Double chocolate mm
Red velvet
Caramel cheesecake cookies
Sugar w buttercream
Smorkies
Plain pb
Pb w fudge
Reeses topped pb
Hershey kiss
Watermelon cookie slices
Cookie pie slices
Snickerdoodles
Chocolate crinkle
Lemon crinkle
Chocolate chip carrot cut outs
To go cookie cakes

Friday 7-5
Saturday 7-12

See ya soon! 🍪🍪🍪

To top off our monster cookie themed weekend at HBG, for the first time ever I made monster cookie whoopie pies w fudge!...
05/28/2026

To top off our monster cookie themed weekend at HBG, for the first time ever I made monster cookie whoopie pies w fudge!

You gotta take a taste and tell me if they need to be a regular contender on the HBG line up!

Friday 7a-5p and Saturday 7a-12p

Putting a plastic pan in the oven for 7 minutes was shockingly not the dumbest thing I did last week. It actually was th...
05/27/2026

Putting a plastic pan in the oven for 7 minutes was shockingly not the dumbest thing I did last week. It actually was the fact that I forgot to make MONSTER COOKIES, only my BEST SELLING COOKIE 🙃

And everyone noticed. Men, women, children, dogs, cats, ghosts of cookie monsters past all came in asking about them last weekend.

So! I am making it up (baking it up?) to you this week and bringing you more monsters than you can handle, and all other related monster cookie paraphernalia:

- normal large monster cookies
-12 packs of small monsters
-monster cookie cheesecake bars
-monster cookie whoopie pies
-monster cookie ooey gooey bars

It’s the monster maaaaaaaash 🧟‍♂️ Don’t miss out!

A tale of 2 grandmas:One of my grandma’s would make drop sugar cookies with a little colored sanding sugar sprinkled on ...
05/26/2026

A tale of 2 grandmas:

One of my grandma’s would make drop sugar cookies with a little colored sanding sugar sprinkled on top. They melted in your mouth.

My other grandma would make rolled out sugar cookies, stamp out a simple circle and put 3 chocolate chips on each, spaced perfectly. Classic and so delicious.

Safe to say sometimes I look at my brownie / cookie dough cake and wonder if it’s a bit much compared to how simple my grandmas made things, a bit gaudy, a bit “golden statue of Trump” level of maybe going a little too far…. and admittedly yes, yes to all of that, but, I can’t stop myself 🙈😂

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115 W. Poplar Street
Taylorville, IL
62568

Opening Hours

Friday 7am - 5pm
Saturday 7am - 12pm

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+12178273142

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