The Naughty Banana

05/31/2025

☀️🍌 Get ready to fall in love with SUMMER'S SWEETEST TEMPTATION! 💗✨

Introducing 'BERRY NAUGHTY' Banana Bread & Muffins – The Raspberry Temptation!

Our June Flavor of the Month launches June 1st and is available for a limited time this summer!

This raspberry-infused twist on our original Naughty Banana Bread and Muffins is juicy, tangy, and irresistibly good — a flavor you didn’t know you needed but won’t want to live without. 😋

🛒 Order online for local pickup in the Roseville, MN area.
Pickup is Sunday afternoons at The Bread Shed.
Full details at 👉 thenaughtybananabakery.com
(Local pickup only — within driving distance, but so worth the trip.)

🧺 The Naughty Banana will also be at select Market dates this summer.
Check our website for updates on where and when you can meet us in person!

🎉 To celebrate, use code BERRYNAUGHTY10 at checkout for 10% off your entire order through June!

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04/20/2025

🌟 Happy Easter from The Naughty Banana!
The Stillwater Farmers Market is gearing up for an incredible season of micro-greens, baked goods, farm-fresh produce, and so much more! 🍓 We’re so excited—it’s not that far away now. Soon, we’ll all be together again, and the Naughty Banana Bakery cannot wait! 🍌
Our plan is to be there for the first market of the summer 2025 season on Saturday, June 7th.

Thank you for all the love and support—let’s make it an amazing season together. We can’t wait to see you all! ✌️ ❤️ 🍌

Happy Easter to all of our customers and friends!!
We’re not just celebrating spring—we’re celebrating you. The families, farmers, bakers, artists, and friendly faces that make our market weekends so special.

Here’s to fresh beginnings, local finds, and all the joy this season brings. We can’t wait to welcome you back to the market soon—baskets, bonnets, and all!

03/06/2025

Spring is in the air! 🌸 The Naughty Banana Bakery is here to make your seasonal celebrations extra special. From Easter brunches to baby showers, weddings, and cozy spring get-togethers, we’re ready to sweeten your events with our delicious banana bread and muffins. Check out our delicious offerings and local pickup dates—visit the link in our bio! ✌Peace ❤ Love 🍌Bananas

02/06/2025

💙 FREE BOOK DOWNLOAD! 💙

Today’s the last day to grab my book, Trauma Recovery Pathways, for FREE on Amazon! ✨

Unlike many trauma and PTSD recovery books written by medical professionals, mine comes from the heart of a survivor. I share what truly worked for me, with the hope it will help you too.

The Naughty Banana has been part of my healing journey, and I want to offer real, practical strategies to those still struggling.

Know someone who could use a bit of hope and healing? Grab your free copy on Amazon today, and share with others who might benefit, too!

https://mybook.to/GretchenCarlsonBooks

12/15/2024

🎄🍌 The Naughty Banana Holiday Pop-Up Porch Sale 🍌🎄

✨ Today only, now until 6:30 PM! ✨

Come stock up on festive treats:
🧁 Muffin Variety Packs (4- and 6-packs)
🍞 Original Banana Bread Loaves
🎁 Gluten-Free Goodies – the most delicious GF loaves and muffins around!

📍 If you’re in the Roseville, MN area, message me for details! Let's spread some holiday cheer! 🎉🍌

12/14/2024

Come find The Naughty Banana at the first Stillwater Winter Market of 2024/2025 this Saturday, Dec 14th, from 9 AM to 1 PM! 🎄 We'll have FREE samples, holiday muffin packs, gluten-free options, and perfect gifts for everyone on your list. 🎁

Check out all the other wonderful vendors, too! Support local farmers and producers while enjoying an incredible selection of fresh, unique, and festive goods.

See you at the historic Stillwater Courthouse at 3rd & Pine in Stillwater, MN!

⭐ If you can't make it Saturday, you can now pre-order on our website for convenient local pickup! Click the link to the Naughty Banana Bakery website in our bio!

✌️ Peace ❤️ Love 🍌 Bananas

11/13/2024

🌟 Indulge in Our Flavor of the Month: Sea Salt Caramel!

✨ If you’re in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area, don’t miss out on the perfect combination of sweet & salty with our limited-edition Sea Salt Caramel Naughty Banana Bread and muffins! 😍🍌

This irresistible flavor is available for a limited time only, so treat yourself before it’s gone! 🎉

Pre-orders are LIVE, but be sure to order before NOON on Friday to enjoy the convenience of local pickup for all your favorite Naughty Banana goodies!

Hurry – you deserve this delicious indulgence! 👉

https://thenaughtybananabakery.com/ Or, click the link in our BIO!

Peace ✌️ Love ❤️ & Bananas 🍌

11/07/2024

✨ Pre-Orders Extended! Order by NOON on Friday, November 8th! ✨

🍌 Get Ready to Treat Yourself! If you're in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area, head to thenaughtybananabakery.com (link in bio) to place your pre-order! With just a few clicks, you’ll secure easy Sunday pickup for all your favorite flavors, including our newest *Sea Salt Caramel* sensation. Don’t wait—pre-orders close at noon on Friday! Full pickup details are on our website.

Peace ✌️ Love ❤️ Bananas 🍌

11/04/2024

You loved us at the market...get ready to LOVE us for pre-orders with convenient local pickup! The Naughty Banana is here to keep your favorite treats coming all winter long! Enjoy the delicious flavors you loved at the Stillwater Farmers Market, now available year-round! Be sure to visit our website calendar to see where you can find us in person throughout the winter!

✨ If you’re in the Twin Cities, MN area, local pickup in Roseville is convenient—right between Minneapolis and St. Paul!

Here’s how to order:
📋 Visit thenaughtybananabakery.com (link in our bio) to place your order by noon on Thursday for Sunday pickup!
🍞 Choose from our signature banana breads and jumbo muffins - including our many GLUTEN FREE varieties.
💳💰Pay for your order easily and securely!
📧 You’ll receive a confirmation email with our pickup address and details.
📅 Pick up your order on Sunday between 2:00 PM to 5:00 PM and enjoy!

Peace ✌️, Love ❤️, Bananas 🍌

10/25/2024

🍁 **Final Outdoor Market Day!** 🍁 Tomorrow is our last day at the **Stillwater Farmers Market** this season, and we want to thank each of you for an amazing first year! Swing by **The Naughty Banana Bakery** booth to say hello, grab your favorite banana bread and muffins, and stock up on delicious fall flavors before they're gone!

Come enjoy the beauty of a crisp Minnesota fall morning, and check out all the wonderful vendors alongside us.

📍 **Where:** Stillwater Minnesota Farmer's Market
3rd & Pine, Stillwater, MN
When: Saturday, October 26, 2024
🕰️ **Time:** 7:30 AM - Noon

We’d love to see you there to try our new seasonal flavor: **Sea Salt Caramel**! Yum!

Peace ✌️ Love ❤️ Bananas 🍌