The Erotic Bakery

The Erotic Bakery The one and only Bakery in Washington State specializing in erotic cakes Not only do we make erotic cakes but we can do just about anything!

Opening in 1986, The Erotic Bakery was originally known as Marzi Tarts until our current owner bought it in 1999 and renamed it The Erotic Bakery. Every Pen*s, Breast, Vagina and what have you is given individual attention in that none of the sculptures are made using a mold but rather by hand, memory and imagination. We've done cakes for kids, barmiztvahs, birthdays, and even The Men's Room Six P

ack Release Party (ask Thrill about the dick on his face)! So next time you need a cake come visit us at The Erotic Bakery and talk to one of our Sculptors!

Hello Friends of The Erotic Bakery, this is Kimmie. After much thought and soul searching, we have decided to close our...
06/28/2014

Hello Friends of The Erotic Bakery, this is Kimmie. After much thought and soul searching, we have decided to close our doors permanently as of Tuesday, September 30th, 2014. As of today, we have 95 days left of retail. I will try to share something from the bakery daily until we close. I would like to personally thank my family, friends and customers for 28 and 1/2 great years. Brian my better half, and Desirae, the best decorator ever. MacGyver, my nephew the best sales person I could ask for, Jared our baker, Zack my stand by and Bennie, my son and froster. This was Bennie's first cake. I thought is was perfect to send us into the next chapter of our lives. With the deepest gratitude I thank you all.

03/15/2014

The Erotic Bakery is hiring! We're currently looking for a few new team members for our bustling bachelorette season, including baker and dickorator positions. So if you've ever wanted to tell people, "Yeah, I make dick cakes for a living," bring us a hand written letter detailing why you think you'd be a good fit (ha!) for the job and come help us fill these openings (okay, I'll stop.)

Here's our fantastic entry into NARAL Pro-Choice Washington's 23rd Annual Chocolate for Choice event! We ended up winnin...
03/14/2014

Here's our fantastic entry into NARAL Pro-Choice Washington's 23rd Annual Chocolate for Choice event! We ended up winning Best Visual piece (whooo go Des!) AND Best Baker (whoohoo go Marina!) for our Chocolate, chocolate filled, chocolate cake. And at auction, our cake earned $250 that'll go towards preserving our reproductive rights in WA state! Aww yeeeh!

Valentine's Day is a week away! Since roses just aren't going to cut it this year, you know where to cum.
02/08/2014

Valentine's Day is a week away! Since roses just aren't going to cut it this year, you know where to cum.

Rockin' out with our HAWKS out!
02/01/2014

Rockin' out with our HAWKS out!

Go SEAHAWKS!
01/29/2014

Go SEAHAWKS!

Valentine's Day is fast approaching! Remember to place your custom orders at least a week in advance. We're also baking...
01/16/2014

Valentine's Day is fast approaching! Remember to place your custom orders at least a week in advance. We're also baking up a tonnnn of goodies for your sweethearts.

Let's go Seahawks!
01/11/2014

Let's go Seahawks!

Merry Titsmas and Happy Hornidays to all! Looking for extra stocking stuffers or that perfect little something for that ...
12/13/2013

Merry Titsmas and Happy Hornidays to all! Looking for extra stocking stuffers or that perfect little something for that someone special on your list? We've got it

11/30/2013

It's Small Business Saturday! And that means it's the perfect day to get out to small, local businesses like The Erotic Bakery. We've got a ton of items for under $5 that will stuff their stockings, as well as items priced at 99ยข throughout the entire store!

Need a perfect trick/treat combo for your spooky parties this Halloweek? We've got cakes, cookies and brownies that put ...
10/26/2013

Need a perfect trick/treat combo for your spooky parties this Halloweek? We've got cakes, cookies and brownies that put the BOO in bo***es!

We're getting into the Halloweenie spirit! Be sure to stop by our shop this month and check out our array of frightfully...
10/05/2013

We're getting into the Halloweenie spirit! Be sure to stop by our shop this month and check out our array of frightfully naughty cakes that put the cream in scream!

Address

2323 N 45th St
Seattle, WA
98103

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 7pm
Tuesday 10am - 7pm
Wednesday 10am - 7pm
Thursday 10am - 7pm
Friday 10am - 7pm
Saturday 10am - 7pm

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