Bite Me Bakery

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Bite Me Bakery Sacramento, Ca. City of Trees 📍
Home bakery serving addictive desserts. 🍪
Come hungry. Leave obsessed. 😈 Go ahead.. Bite Me 💋 DM for Catering 👩‍🍳

10/10/2026

POV: You find out your own sister been cheating on you with a NEW baker?! 😭💀 The betrayal is REAL… hope them cookies were worth it. 😂🍪🔪

10/09/2026

Some of y’all really be asking questions like we’re in a group chat with no home training 😭💀😂 I just bake the cookies, I wasn’t prepared for an interrogation. PLEASE 😩🍪

10/09/2026

🍩🍫 Donut disturb me while I’m eating my cheesecake. 😮‍💨🤌 Chocolate-covered cheesecake in donut form because regular desserts just weren’t doing enough. 💅🍰 One bite and it’s over. Don’t ask for a piece. 😂

10/08/2026

POV: The customer ghosts you for 3 business days… then casually hits you with **“I’m on my way”** 😭

Ma’am… This crash out is valid 💀🍪

10/07/2026

Pumpkin spice is cute and all… but we’re here for the COOKIES. 🍪🍂😂
Consider this your sign to treat yourself.

10/05/2026

When someone asks if we have any more Slasher Cookie Boxes… 😂🔪
Girl, **OF COURSE!** You thought we were gonna let you miss out?! 😏🍪🖤 Grab yours before they disappear like the victims. 💀😂

10/04/2026

Game day just got a whole lot sweeter! 🏈✨ Grab your favorite treats, pick your team, and enjoy the ultimate football snack box! 🤎
Because every touchdown deserves a sweet treat! 🏆🍭

10/04/2026

The smiles say happy customer, but the box says **RUN.** 🩸🍪
I love seeing y’all pick up your orders as much as I love making them. 🥹🖤
Thank you for letting Bite Me Bakery be part of your spooky season! 🎃

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Sacramento City Of Trees
Sacramento, CA
95827

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