Bite Me Bakery

Bite Me Bakery Sacramento, Ca. City of Trees 📍
Home bakery serving addictive desserts. 🍪
Come hungry. Leave obsessed. 😈 Go ahead.. Bite Me 💋 DM for Catering 👩‍🍳

09/03/2026

Me: *refreshing my phone for the 47th time* 😂📱🍪
“Take your time… but also… respectfully, ORDER THE COOKIES.” 😭💀

09/02/2026

Ataz Urban Catering, LLC said they were doing dinner 🌮 so I pulled up with desert 🍪 thank you for doing this small business trade with me!!! 🫶🏻 can I just say the smell of my car on the way home was INSANE. Faint smell of fresh fried funnel cakes mixed with tacos and fries yall soooo mouth watering 🤤

09/01/2026

You gotta post about your business… so here I am, cookie-ing for attention. 😏🍪🤍
Cookies & Cream said *bite me* first. 😉

09/01/2026

Donut be shy… bite me. 😏🍩🍫
Stuffed with cheesecake because we have standards. 💅🏽😂

08/29/2026

Donut? ✔️ Cheesecake? ✔️ Waffle taco? ✔️ Why choose just one when you can have all three? 😏🍩🧇✨

Fresh-pressed cheesecake waffle tacos loaded with creamy cheesecake and all the sweet goodness you deserve. Your dessert standards are about to get a serious upgrade. 🤤

08/28/2026

POV: You become friends with another home baker and realize you’re not competitors... you’re just two exhausted people trauma-bonding over butter prices and customers who say, “I can make that myself.” 😂🧈💀

08/27/2026

POV: You came for the desserts... but stayed because your baker is just a little unhinged. 🤪💅
This is your official sneak peek into the madness. Stick around... it only gets crazier (and tastier). 😈🍪

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Sacramento City Of Trees
Sacramento, CA
95827

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