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Thunder Thighs Bakery Welcome to Thunder Thighs Bakery where the loaves are thicker than my thighs.

We are selling out fast. If you haven't grabbed a loaf now is your chance. ❤️
10/17/2026

We are selling out fast. If you haven't grabbed a loaf now is your chance. ❤️

🚨🍞 WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITS, MAGNOLIA! WE’RE OPENING A FARM STAND! 🍞🚨Thunder Thighs Bakery is bringing the bread, the but...
10/15/2026

🚨🍞 WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITS, MAGNOLIA! WE’RE OPENING A FARM STAND! 🍞🚨

Thunder Thighs Bakery is bringing the bread, the butter, and the baked-good shenanigans straight to YOU! 🤠

📍 FIND OUR FARM STAND!
29610 Nichols Sawmill Rd
Magnolia, TX 77355

Come on out, show us some love, and take home a loaf (or three). Your freezer called. It said it has room for more bread. 😂

OUR BUNS ARE ALWAYS BOOMING ❤️🥖

🚨 Y’ALL. THE BREAD SITUATION IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. 🍞Flour is flying, loaves are multiplying, and I’m out here running ...
10/14/2026

🚨 Y’ALL. THE BREAD SITUATION IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. 🍞

Flour is flying, loaves are multiplying, and I’m out here running a whole bread operation with the organizational skills of a raccoon in a Dollar General.

ORDERS ARE ROLLING IN, THE OVEN IS FIGHTING FOR ITS LIFE, AND NOW WE’RE BRINGING THIS CARB-RELATED NONSENSE TO A BREAD STAND IN MAGNOLIA THIS WEEKEND!! 🤠

📲 Text your orders to (830) 285-1041!

THUNDER THIGHS BAKERY: OUR BUNS ARE ALWAYS BOOMING 🍞

🚨 Y’ALL ARE ORDERING LIKE I HAVE A FACTORY BACK HERE. 😂The orders are STACKING UP, the oven is working overtime, and I’m...
10/06/2026

🚨 Y’ALL ARE ORDERING LIKE I HAVE A FACTORY BACK HERE. 😂

The orders are STACKING UP, the oven is working overtime, and I’m one loaf away from sleeping in the flour bin. 😭🍞

Keep ’em coming. ❤️

Thunder Thighs Bakery — where the buns are always booming.

🍞 SUNDAY DINNER EMERGENCY?🍞Did you forget the bread? Need a sweet treat? Want everyone at dinner to think you actually h...
10/04/2026

🍞 SUNDAY DINNER EMERGENCY?🍞

Did you forget the bread? Need a sweet treat? Want everyone at dinner to think you actually have your life together?

WE CAN FIX THAT. 😂

Fresh bread. Homemade sweets. Zero judgment. Questionable amounts of butter.
📱 Call or text: (830) 285-1041
❤️ Thunder Thighs Bakery - Our buns are always booming.

🚨 CHURCH POTLUCK SURVIVAL PLAN 🚨I may not be able to save you from Brenda’s dry meats tomorrow… but I CAN save you where...
10/04/2026

🚨 CHURCH POTLUCK SURVIVAL PLAN 🚨

I may not be able to save you from Brenda’s dry meats tomorrow… but I CAN save you where it counts: DESSERT. 😂🥧

Bring a Thunder Thighs Bakery pie and praise Jesus that at least one thing at this potluck is moist.

Text me your orders at (830) 285-1041
Our Buns are Always Booming

New business cards are HERE! ❤️😂Honestly… I’m obsessed. 😂🍞What do y’all think?! ❤️
09/26/2026

New business cards are HERE! ❤️😂

Honestly… I’m obsessed. 😂🍞

What do y’all think?! ❤️

🚨 Y’ALL. THE BREAD IS BREADING. 🚨I have been in this kitchen baking like somebody’s Baptist auntie found out there was a...
09/25/2026

🚨 Y’ALL. THE BREAD IS BREADING. 🚨

I have been in this kitchen baking like somebody’s Baptist auntie found out there was a potluck and nobody else could be trusted. 😂

Fresh sandwich loaves are coming out HOT, fluffy, and ready to be taken home before I start eating them myself standing over the sink like a raccoon.

At this point, I’m not saying bread will fix your problems… but have you tried buttering one while ignoring your responsibilities?

📢 THUNDER THIGHS BAKERY IS TAKING ORDERS!

$6 — White or Whole Wheat Sandwich Loaf

Come get your bread, y’all.
Our buns are always booming. 🍞

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BAKERY 🚨This bread is OUT. THE. DOOR. 🍞💨These loaves have officially packed their bags, gotten ...
09/22/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BAKERY 🚨

This bread is OUT. THE. DOOR. 🍞💨

These loaves have officially packed their bags, gotten dressed up in their little paper homes, and are heading off to their new families. 🥹😂

I tried to keep them here.

I told them they were loved.

I told them they had a bright future.

They said, “Ma’am, we have places to be.”

So off they go. 😭🍞

If you want a loaf of your own before these bad boys disappear, text me your order at (830) 285-1041.

Because around here…

Our buns are always booming. 🍞😂

🎃🚨 Y’ALL. IT’S HAPPENING. 🚨🎃I don’t care that it’s still hotter than Satan’s porch outside… PUMPKIN SPICE HAS ENTERED TH...
09/21/2026

🎃🚨 Y’ALL. IT’S HAPPENING. 🚨🎃

I don’t care that it’s still hotter than Satan’s porch outside… PUMPKIN SPICE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. 😂🍂

Coming hot out of the oven:

🎃 PUMPKIN SPICE LOAVES — because apparently it’s legally not fall until everything has pumpkin spice in it. 😂 If you don’t have pumpkin spice, are we even allowed to call it fall?!

🤎 CINNAMON LOAVES — sweet, buttery, cinnamon-y goodness that will have your house smelling so good your neighbors may start “accidentally” stopping by. 😂

So grab your coffee, put on your imaginary fall sweater, and GET YOUR ORDERS IN! 🍁☕️🍞

Because if I have to pretend it’s 60° outside while sweating in my kitchen, Y’ALL ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME. 😂🎃❤️

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26327 Pinion Creek Road
Round Rock, TX
77355

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