The Rooted Alien

06/04/2026

📢 The moment you've been waiting for 📢

⚖️ This cake weighed in at a whopping 19.0 pounds! ⚖️

The winner with a super close guess of 18.8 pounds is Hope Golisch! Congrats!

A super close second was the guess of 19.2!

05/31/2026

👇👇Drop your guesses below 👇👇

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🎂This behemoth of a sheet cake is an 11"x15" two layer vanilla cake with raspberry filling and vanilla buttercream. 🎂

⚖️ Whoever guesses closest to the correct weight (in pounds) without going over will win a six pack of cupcakes in summery flavor(s) for pick up 6/5 or 6/6. ⚖️

❓️Guessing ends 6/3 at 6pm❓️

I'm not saying it was heavy but if dropped, it might have left a dent in the floor! And yes, I actually weighed it!

05/29/2026

05/25/2026

Nothing says Summer quite like 🍓🌸🍓Strawberry Nebula 🍓🌸🍓

Check out this 10" 3 layer cutie from last year. Vanilla cake filled with strawberry compote and ermine, and covered with tangy buttercream ☀️

05/25/2026

Now, we don't get political around here, but Memorial Day is a time to honor those who have served, and it also marks the beginning of summer, a season of new beginnings. Let's unite in gratitude for their service and strive to build a brighter future rooted in compassion.

It's finally warming up, so don't let the weather control, fake clouds and chem trails stop you from getting out and enjoying what may or may not be our actual sun.

Let's build that summer playlist! Drop a comment below with what you'll be blasting on repeat the next few months.

05/17/2026

05/08/2026

Ever wonder why some treats are 'Market Exclusives' only?