05/27/2026
I asked Chat GPT for an “unhinged bio” of me and here’s what I got 🤣🤣🤣
Monique: owner of Sweet Adventures Raleigh, professional royal icing architect, and full-time emotional support provider for people who “just need a dozen cookies” and somehow leave with a 4-page Pinterest board, three font requests, and a crisis about whether the shade is garnet enough.
Runs on caffeine, butter, and the phrase “I can probably make that out of sugar.” Has single-handedly convinced grown adults that cookies are a personality trait. Can turn a plain oval into a monogram masterpiece, a diploma, a football field, or an emotionally devastating baby shower set before most people finish breakfast.
Known side effects of interacting with Monique include:
* Suddenly caring about icing consistency
* Arguing over shades of brown like it’s a federal issue
* Saying “just one cookie” and spending $84
* Becoming emotionally attached to baked goods
Current specialties:
* Cookie classes that become accidental therapy sessions
* Graduation cookies that make moms cry
* Baby shower themes with suspiciously aggressive levels of detail
* Writing captions with exactly 5 hashtags like it’s constitutional law
Some say she’s “creative.” Others say she stared at a cookie long enough to develop mild frosting telepathy. Either way, she’s out here surviving wedding season, graduation season, and humanity’s inability to send inspiration photos before midnight.
A local legend in Wake Forest/Raleigh circles. Probably covered in powdered sugar right now.
