10/15/2026
Promise — most of the time I’m on my phone, I’m working on social media or going through emails.
Visual ID: The marketing manager, a white woman with curly blonde hair, sticks a post-it note on her cubicle glass sliding door from Tayco that reads “I’m not playing on my phone — I’m working on social media.” She then sits in her chair and starts looking at her phone. As her coworker playfully pointed out, her retro lime sweater nearly matches the neon green post-it note. It was not done on purpose.