09/03/2026
SOLD OUT OF THE $5 boxes!!!!
🚨 WE HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE CALCULATION. 🚨
Apparently today we baked donuts for Paducah AND several surrounding counties. 😭🍩
So congratulations, night gremlins:
20 BOXES OF MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES ARE UP FOR GRABS.
$5. FIVE. WHOLE. DOLLARS.
And because I need TWENTY of you little raccoons to leave your houses at 12:30 in the morning, we’re trying something:
🦝 THE MIDNIGHT GREMLIN ROLL CALL 🦝
Come in for Munchies and tell me the most ridiculous reason you’re awake right now.
Working night shift?
Baby won’t sleep?
Doom scrolling?
Fighting with your fitted sheet?
Just naturally nocturnal and questionable?
I WANT TO KNOW. 😂
Don’t message asking if we have any.
BABE. WE HAVE TWENTY. PLEASE COME GET THEM. 🤣
🍩 $5 per box
🌙 RIGHT NOW
🦝 Pajamas absolutely acceptable
GET IN THE CAR, RACCOONS. PAYROLL DEPENDS ON IT.