04/01/2026
NO we did not find a new location…
After careful consideration… we’ve decided to sell our secret recipe.
Yes. THE recipe!
Starting bid: $100,000
What you’ll receive:
– The exact measurements (no “a pinch” nonsense)
– Our blood, sweat, and emotional damage
– The playlist we listen to while questioning our life choices at 2am
– One slightly aggressive “good luck” 😅
Serious inquiries only.
No lowballs. We know what we have!
Comment your bid below 👇
(If you outbid everyone we might even throw in Tam) 😂
👀