10/16/2026
"The questions are coming from inside the house." — Danielle S.
LOCAL DRIVEWAY — Second-grade teacher Mrs. Stallworth remained parked in her own driveway for 1 hour and 57 minutes Monday, reportedly to finish having no one talk to her. The incident followed a school day in which she fielded an estimated 670 questions, 63 of them about the bathroom and one about whether she lived at the school.
Mrs. Stallworth said she chose to stay in the vehicle after spotting her husband and two children at the front window, all three of them already mid-inhale. At 5:40 p.m., Mr. Stallworth slid a note reading "Dinner's ready" under the windshield wiper and received it back minutes later with a 2 out of 4 for lacking supporting details.
She eventually went inside due to the fact that she hadn't gone to the restroom since earlier that morning. She came back to the car with her food afterwards.
