05/25/2026
TLDR: Todd is home! Ben Nye can seal that look of confusion for days! Werk! A cursed meme is coming to life; guess which on in comments. Did you see the Wienie 500? A Lemon cake is up for grabs.I gotta go sharpie some ens**tified lablels. Drink water and daydream up some chaos.
Strap in we're going tidbit hunting!
Welcome back to the weekly novella of updates and nonsense (aka ). This is where I fight perfectionism, people pleasing, myself and the nonsense I encounter as a neurospicy small business owner.
Small business baddies…. if you have any questions about my setup or whatever… please ask me or The Bearded Wonder! My favorite did bit is that I now fill my weights with sand instead of water. That way if the lid is any bit loose all I’ll have to do is vacuum it up. If it had been water now there’s a chance for mold or even worse looping insurance in for y’all with company cars. LOL big unsubscribe, a carwash vacuum is sooo much cheaper than a claim. I have not experimented with wet packing the sand for added weight and volume so I have no advice on that front. ��I have been properly ignoring the homework from that 'supreme lizard' Muckerberg... Zeech or something right..? So my posts tend to get hidden; he can truly go suck an egg. I’m not worried about it thought because I’m still hitting these streets and see y’alls beautiful faces! Also I do tend to spend my time on these little apps intentionally seeking out joy, whimsy and shenanigans instead of whatever metrics (I will continue to decline monetization for this reason). I will need ALL flaming hoops properly presented before I agree to anything with anyone. Fool me once right, LMAO.
It has come to my attention that I was too sleepy to explain how to escape Todd properly it's both of your EYEBROWS not your hands you have to raise! LMAO, my bad, it was a wild day when he first freaked out about the carrots. Also here ya go ) there was an open parentheses that just went on forever in the beginning of that post. I might be cartoon unhinged, but I don't want to add to your actual stress {do not try these stunts without the help of a professional potato). Mmkay, toodles.
Makeup lovers and …Girlie Pops! Have you heard of Ben Nye!? Final seal?… BESTIES… listen to me Ben Nye Final Seal is THE setting spray. It will defeat this disrespectful heat! Look for the big bottle and get yourself a little spray bottle to refill. You don’t have to believe me; but have sweated my eyebrows right off in my youfs (at work ⚰️). Guess what’ll never happen again…. LMAO!
I’m bringing a cursed fusion character to life next month! Honestly I think I might do this every year! I’ve included a couple items in the video can you guess what meme? The items in question are two yellow socks, a hot pink shirt and a mustache postiche (a mustache lace front). Leave your guesses in the comments. Also what other nonsensical cursed fusions do y’all want to see (low budget of course, I still have a baking circus to run). If all goes as planned this silly meme is hoping to visit Jefferson City’s very first Pride !!
There will be a silent auction at the “Name That Tune: Pride Anthems Edition” event at the Blue Note where you will be able to get your hands on the first lemon bundt cake that serves 8! It was really hard trying to decide if y’all like chocolate or lemon more so I checked the numbers! Lemon won by just a bit, so now’s your chance to get the most lemon cake I’ve ever offered at once! This size is not listed in the store so it is not available for order just yet.
I suspect I’ll be in some combo of braces this summer; don't worry about it though. I'm truly okay. LMAO, I tripped over something I left in the floor. I had the choice of catching myself and spilling a big ‘ol bag of popcorn or falling and not spilling it. I picked wrong...
