Fat-Bastard Pies

06/25/2025

Bobby has died.

: Bobby Sherman, a teen heartthrob of the 1960s and 70s, has died at 81 years old. He was known for the hit single "Little Woman" and the "Here Come the Brides" TV series.

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10/12/2024

08/20/2024

Ban Tesla vehicles now. For every hour that I 80 is closed, it cost the economy $300,000.000. Recent tesla crashes when the battery explodes are so hot and toxic, they have started forest fires and caused a toxic plume so vast it causes road closures for ten miles. F**k that. F**k Elon Elmo Must.

08/14/2024

What is a question you might ask as prerequisite for those who want to engage n political dialogue with you? For me..."Wait, before we even talk about this, do you know how a bill, and capitol hill becomes law?"

07/03/2024

Hey America, what's going on with the Kardassians? Is that what is on the air underneath the sand that your collective ostrich heads are buried in? Project 2025 will end all that you enjoy now. You had better start caring and spreading the word.

06/12/2024

From this day forward, Fat Bastard Pies no longer will serve anyone who belongs to Trump's MAGA. It goes against our religion, God, and country. And it is our right as business owners, and Americans to say no to terrorists, and anti-American interests who would keep us from being free. My father was a Marine hero who helped fight you N***s in WW2 and I will be damned if I help to fatten one of your already fat, and ugly, Un-American, traitorous, dork faces become even fatter and ruin our nation and world. Thank you to all our patriotic patrons, and to the dedicated armed service members and police officers who we will continue to serve as we always have. Read project 2025 to see what they want to do to you.

06/09/2024

Must See. This is not a drill.

In the aftermath of his conviction on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records, former president Donald Trump has doubled down on calls for “retributi...

11/24/2023

ORDER NOW TO LOCK IN FOR CHRISTMAS. VERY LIMITED QUANTITIES WILL BE MADE.

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