08/15/2026
🚨🚨 DOUGH LOVERS,
GET YOUR FORKS READY 🍪💅🏼
YOU ASKED.
I LISTENED.
And then, as usual, I took it way too far 😂
PRE-ORDERS OPEN SUNDAY 🗓️🍪
First up, the woman who apparently refuses to leave:
🌽🍯 SOUTHERN WIFE
Honey butter cornbread cookie.
Whipped honey butter center.
Honey butter frosting.
Honey drizzle.
Flaky sea salt.
She was supposed to be a special-order situation…
BUT SHE HAS REFUSED TO RETIRE 😂
And NOW… 👀🍫🍒
🍫🍒 TART #2 HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
You guys mentioned Hot Fudge Sundae Pop-Tarts and instead of behaving like a normal person, I made one
🍫🍒 THE HOT TART
A thick chocolate cookie stuffed with gooey hot fudge filling, topped with vanilla frosting, chocolate drizzle, rainbow sprinkles and…
A CANDIED CHERRY ON TOP 🍒
Because apparently a cookie needed a whole damn sundae moment. 😂
The Tart Collection is officially:
🤎 #1 Brown Sugar Cinnamon
🍫🍒 #2 The Hot Tart
And I already know you’re going to start requesting Tart #3 before I even finish making Tart #2 😂
🍪 SUNDAY = PRE-ORDER DAY
½ dozen (6) — $27
1 dozen (12) — $50
🗓️ Pre-orders open Sunday–Wednesday
🧈 Thursday = prep
🔥 Friday = bake
📦 Saturday = pickup
I’m still in my temporary apartment setup, so we’re pre-order only right now. If I have extras, you KNOW I’ll post them for door pickup 👀🍪
So set your alarms.
Text your Dough Lover.
Tell your emotional support friend.
BECAUSE WHEN THE DOUGH HOE CLOSES THE PRE-ORDER BOOK, THAT’S IT. 😂💗
Sunday we stuff cookies and make questionable life choices.
DON’T MISS THE TART 🍫🍒🍪