05/17/2026
A most troubling development, dear patrons. The cinnamon rolls have begun plotting again...
Puffed with pride (and butter), they’ve multiplied beyond reason and are now insisting everyone partake in their scandal.
We cannot, in good conscience, stop them. So instead, we present a most agreeable compromise: Buy One, Get One on Cinnamon Rolls!
Do hurry. If the scones catch wind of this, we may have a full uprising on our hands.
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