06/03/2026
☠️🖤 GOOD MORNING, GHOULS & GOBLINS 🖤☠️
Apparently, I spent all day yesterday celebrating the “last day of school”… only to discover that the actual last day of school is tomorrow. So if you caught me prematurely throwing confetti into the void, feel free to laugh. I certainly am. At this point, I’m not sure if I need more coffee or less excitement. 🤦♀️
While I may not know what day it is, I do know dessert.
⚰️ SF Key Lime Pie Cheesecake – 30g protein
A velvety cheesecake possessed by bright, tart key lime and resting on a buttery crust. Sweet, tangy, and dangerously addictive.
⚰️ SF/GF Lemon Curd Cheesecake Cup – 24g protein
Silky cheesecake layered with vibrant lemon curd that delivers the perfect balance of sunshine and darkness
⚰️ SF Coconut Cream Cake – 22g protein
Fluffy cake stacked with luscious coconut cream mousse that’s light as a ghost and rich enough to haunt your dreams.
⚰️ SF Frosted Sugar Cookies – 12g protein
Soft, buttery sugar cookies crowned with a sweet frosting spell that never fails to summon smiles.
⚰️ SF Chocolate Blackberry Cake – 18g protein
Rich, moist blackberry-infused chocolate cake layered beneath pillowy fresh blackberry frosting. Dark, decadent, and worthy of a standing ovation from the underworld.
⚰️ SF/GF Chocolate Covered Strawberry Brownie Cookie Sandwich – 20g protein
A gooey gluten-free chocolate fudge brownie transformed into a cookie sandwich and stuffed with fresh strawberry frosting. Like a chocolate-covered strawberry that embraced its darker side.
⚰️ SF Chocolate Chip Cookie – 12g protein
After much testing, tweaking, and cookie-related obsession, the recipe is finally perfect. Soft centers, chewy edges, melty chocolate chips, and the exact kind of cookie that disappears before you realize you’ve eaten three.
⚰️ Bacon, Egg & Cheese Keto Bagel – 24g protein
A savory morning masterpiece loaded with smoky bacon, fluffy egg, and melted cheese on a satisfying keto bagel.
🍽️ LUNCH SPECIAL 🍽️
Egg Salad Croissant
A buttery, flaky croissant overflowing with creamy homemade egg salad, perfectly seasoned and ridiculously satisfying.
⚠️ Please pre-order lunch by 9:30 AM to guarantee yours.
Come see me today for treats, laughs, and proof that running a bakery while living in a perpetual sugar fog makes knowing what is going in the world optional.