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Love Monkey Bakery

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Love Monkey Bakery

We blend love and dough to create delicious baked breads, rolls, and world famous English m**fins.

09/23/2025

Hello, fans of the magic m**fin. This here bakery is in full production mode. The Masturbaker at Love Monkey Bakery can bring you any m**f you desire: original, cranberry, cinnamon and raisin, whole wheat, or the new blueberry cardamum. Name your pleasure. Orders in by Wednesday and pick up on Friday. Contact us at this page, Messenger, or 864-784-2472.

09/03/2025

You all are incredible. You are the reason this bakery exists. At your request, this bakery has been playing around. Frisky like that. Blueberry m**fins with a cardamon twist are the latest. Particularly awesome. Make your requests. Regular, whole wheat, cinnamon raisin, cranberry, and booberry. You name it. Order in by Wednesday and arrangements by Friday. Contact us here, on messenger, or at 864-784-2472. Only gratuitous pics below. 😊

08/23/2025

Hello, English m**fin aficionados! Thanks for keeping Masturbaker M busy. Most popular Love Monkey products right now are a variety of m**fins: original, cinnamon and raisin, whole wheat, and cranberry. Get them the way you like. Order by Wednesday and receive them on Friday. Contact us at 864-784-2472, Facebook Messenger, or this page. Don’t forget the other available goodies. See the assortment below. There is also a bonus below; a picture of pure joy: a hungry Belgian with hot frites. Don’t get in the way.

08/07/2025

Hello fans of the magic m**fins. You can get these beauties in a few different costumes: original, whole wheat, cranberry, or cinnamon and raisin. Any way you get them they are the best. Like biting into a cloud. So, orders in by Wednesday meet up on Friday. Thanks to all who ordered last week. Contact us here or at 864-784-2472.

07/26/2025

We hope you all are having a great summer! Olive sure is. Thanks to all of you who ordered last week. You are keeping us busy! Remember, order by Wednesday and meet up on Friday. You all know the menu.

07/07/2025

Love Monkey Bakery hopes you all had a great holiday weekend. We sure did! Now it’s time to make the doughnuts! Thanks to all who ordered last week. Get your orders in by Wednesday and get delivery on Friday.

06/30/2025

Hello bread fans!! Just a friendly reminder. Love Monkey Bakery is still at your service for the delicious products you all have made popular: English m**fins, buttermilk bread, crusty boule, and dinner rolls. There are whole versions of our products as well as the ever-popular garlic dinner rolls. Contact us by text or phone at 864-784-2472 or on Facebook messenger. Get your orders in by Wednesdays and we’ll arrange for you to get your goodies by Friday.

06/25/2025

The Masturbakers of Love Monkey Bakery are leaving the Mineral Farmer's Market effective this coming Saturday. It has been a rewarding three years. Thanks to Becky and all of you vendors for running a great market. To our customers, we strongly encourage you to continue support of the Mineral Farmer's Market. Most importantly for you bread fans, Love Monkey Bakery is NOT shutting down. We will continue to produce the breads and English m**fins that you have come to love. Just contact Michaëlla at 864-784-2472.

06/13/2025

Love Monkey Bakery will be at the Mineral Farmer's Market tomorrow, 6/13. We will have all of the usuals, including our new While Wheat Seeded Bread made with honey from Bumpass Honey Works. See you tomorrow!

05/30/2025

Hey, guess what? No, not chicken butt. Saturday is Market day! Come find us at the Mineral Farmer's Market. We will have all of your favorites. Can’t wait to see you all. There will be a special guest appearance, so come enjoy the m**fin dance.

04/27/2025

Oh, Mylanta! Could not be happier that it’s Spring! The flowers are blooming, temperatures are up, and the catbirds are back (see specimen below). Best of all, it’s time for Love Monkey Bakery to dive back into the Mineral Farmer's Market. See you all next Saturday, 5/3, with all of the goodies you have grown accustomed to: English m**fins, buttermilk bread, and galettes, to mention a few.

03/17/2025

Well, it is almost that time. Love Monkey hibernation season is almost over. Love Monkey Bakery is gearing up to dive back into the Mineral Farmer's Market. Can’t wait to see you all. We will have all of your favorites plus a couple of new additions: Boule, English m**fins, dinner rolls, buttermilk bread, seeded loaf bread, and a Pullman loaf, with occasional appearances of bagels and galettes.

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Louisa, VA
23093

Telephone

+15402233383

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