08/23/2026
🐾 HENRY’S OFFICIAL RECOVERY UPDATE 🐾
Hello. Henry here.
I realize it has been some time since my last report. This is because management has become increasingly difficult to supervise.
First, she is now bending the new knee to 110 degrees.
Apparently this is very exciting. There was crying. There were hugs. There were high fives. I remained calm because someone in this household needs to maintain professional standards.
She is also walking around the house without the knee sleeve sometimes. WITH the cane, mostly, although I have personally witnessed several unauthorized steps without it.
I have filed the appropriate paperwork.
She continues to attend physical therapy, where people push on her leg, stretch things, and occasionally attack her with what appears to be a massage gun. She complains loudly about all of this and then goes back voluntarily.
Humans are baffling.
There has also been water therapy. At one point they apparently left her in the tank long enough that she had to summon assistance.
I was not present.
This would not have happened under my supervision.
Meanwhile, she has been outside. She's been in the garden. She's been checking on the chickens. She's been cooking. She's been baking. She's even been wandering around without the cane for short stretches.
In other words, we have entered the dangerous phase of recovery known as:
“I feel pretty good, so perhaps I should do 47 things.”
I am monitoring the situation closely.
Overall assessment: the human is doing very well.
Still slow. Still working. Still occasionally swearing at the knee.
But stronger every week.
I am proud of her.
Do not tell her I said that.
— Henry 🐾
Head of Recovery Operations
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