Patlan Farms

Patlan Farms A small homestead in Lenoir, NC. Tarin & Ethan Patlan.

UPDATE: 7 dozen chicken eggs, 1 dozen duck eggs left! Friends, we have plenty of eggs! Our girls are happy and they’ve b...
05/14/2026

UPDATE: 7 dozen chicken eggs, 1 dozen duck eggs left!

Friends, we have plenty of eggs! Our girls are happy and they’ve been laying like crazy!!

We have 13 dozen chicken eggs & 2 dozen duck eggs ready to roll out. Collected this week.

Farm fresh chicken eggs: $4 each or 2 for $5
Farm fresh duck eggs: $6 each

We’re located in Gamewell.
Can meet or do porch pickup.
Cash, Venmo & CashApp accepted.

🥬 Farm Fact Friday: Why Do Rabbits Do the Happy Hop?When rabbits are excited, they do a twisty mid‑air jump called a bin...
05/08/2026

🥬 Farm Fact Friday: Why Do Rabbits Do the Happy Hop?

When rabbits are excited, they do a twisty mid‑air jump called a binky. It’s pure joy with a side of chaos. If you see a bunny zoom, leap, and wiggle like it’s dodging imaginary lasers, that’s a binky. The Patlan Farms rabbits do them daily. Usually right after getting a fresh batch of hay.

🐾 Chloe’s Take:
“I tried binkying once. I almost broke my back. Please don’t ask for video evidence.”
– Chloe, Egg Quality Inspector

Order up! 3 sourdough loaves going to their homes 🥰
05/07/2026

Order up! 3 sourdough loaves going to their homes 🥰

Did someone say - jalapeño cheddar loaf?! 😋😋 Every time I make one of these loaves, the house smells so yummy! Like a fr...
05/06/2026

Did someone say - jalapeño cheddar loaf?! 😋😋

Every time I make one of these loaves, the house smells so yummy! Like a freshly made jalapeño popper!

the most perfect sourdough loaf if i ever did see one. 🥰
05/04/2026

the most perfect sourdough loaf if i ever did see one. 🥰

Our happy hens have been laying like crazy this past month, so we have 11 dozen (yes, 11!!) fresh chicken eggs available...
05/03/2026

Our happy hens have been laying like crazy this past month, so we have 11 dozen (yes, 11!!) fresh chicken eggs available.

Normally $4 a dozen, we’ll have these on sale 2 dozen for $5 until we run out.

🐣 Farm Fact Friday: Why Do Chicks Fall Asleep Standing Up?Baby chicks can nod off anywhere. Their little bodies run out ...
05/01/2026

🐣 Farm Fact Friday: Why Do Chicks Fall Asleep Standing Up?

Baby chicks can nod off anywhere. Their little bodies run out of energy mid‑cheep and they just… power down. One second they’re exploring, the next they’re asleep like someone hit the off switch. At Patlan Farms, we call it “surprise nap mode.”

🐾 Chloe’s Take:
“I’ve never fallen asleep standing up. I have standards. And a favorite pillow.”
– Chloe, Egg Quality Inspector

🥚 Farm Fact Friday: What Makes Eggshell Colors Different?Egg color comes from the breed of the hen. White Leghorns lay w...
04/24/2026

🥚 Farm Fact Friday: What Makes Eggshell Colors Different?

Egg color comes from the breed of the hen. White Leghorns lay white eggs, Orpingtons lay brown, and Ameraucanas lay blue or green. The inside is the same — same nutrition, same deliciousness — just different “paint jobs” courtesy of genetics.

🐾 Chloe’s Take:
“I could lay rainbow eggs if I wanted to. I’m just humble.”
– Chloe, Egg Quality Inspector

🌾 Farm Fact Friday: Why Do Chickens Take Dust Baths?Dust baths help chickens clean their feathers, remove excess oil, an...
04/17/2026

🌾 Farm Fact Friday: Why Do Chickens Take Dust Baths?

Dust baths help chickens clean their feathers, remove excess oil, and keep parasites away. They flop, roll, and wiggle in dry dirt like they’re at a spa. At Patlan Farms, the dust bath pit is basically the hens’ social club.

🐾 Chloe’s Take:
“I call it my exfoliation station. Please respect my privacy during treatments.”
– Chloe, Egg Quality Inspector

Good morning & happy Thursday, friends!There is nothing quite like a happy sourdough starter. Look at all those bubbles....
04/16/2026

Good morning & happy Thursday, friends!

There is nothing quite like a happy sourdough starter. Look at all those bubbles. She is ready to make some bread and muffins! 🥰

Fun fact: Her name is Dough-Vonta Smith.
If you know where that's from, you get bonus points.

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Lenoir, NC
28645

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