12/21/2025
π₯ This New Year is going to be hot. Very hot. π₯
Not mandarins.
Not Olivier salad.
But bold, brutal Santa Claus gingerbread cookies π
πͺ Abs β pure envy
π
Beard β just the way it should be
πͺ Gingerbread β sweet, aromatic, and full of character
π A gift set for that friend:
π the one who gets the hints
π laughs at βnaughtyβ jokes
π and knows New Yearβs is about more than just the tree
π₯ Humor with a little spice
π Festive, bold, and very Instagram-worthy
πͺ An edible gift everyone talks about
DM me.
Letβs add a little fire to this New Year. π₯πͺ