Blackhole Bakery

05/08/2026

A lot of people have been saying "hey, what are the new flavors?!"..... and. "Bro, when you gonna announce the Mochi flavors.... whataryou, a friggin fugazi?"

I've received threats. Not threats on my life..... or harm to me and mine..... maybe they weren't threats, but they DID say they were "gonna pay me a visit".... sounds ominous to me.

MAY FLAVORS
Ube Vanilla
Caramel Miso
Raspberry Rose
Blackberry Crumble
Banana Nut (cinnamon sugar)

04/24/2026

There is something perverse about spending 4 or 5 days making the cities best croissant. Only to fill it with tart, sweet, schloppy lemon curd. To add insult to injury, we cover it in that light glazed donut vanilla bean icing.

Its almost as if we defile ourselves for you. I hope you can live with yourself.

03/13/2026

You ever eat 30 oreos and a half gallon of milk, then go on a bike ride in 99 degree weather?

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My step dad kept the oreos in the top, TOP cabinet in the kitchen. They were his, and off limits. I would sneak 1 or 2, once or twice a week. This chubby kid could box jump the kitchen counter to get to that top cabinet.

Once it got the better of me, and the 2 cookies turned into 5..... which was super obvious. So, I ate an ENTIRE row. I thought there was no way he would think I ate a whole row. I thought it would work. For about 20min and then anxiety started making me sick (or the 6lbs of oreo milk)

I was desperate. I could never manage admitting that I freaked out ane ate 2600 calories in 8min. I snuck out of the house. Rode my bike to the store and bought a WHOLE pack of oreos. I had to hurry! Someone was going to call to see if I was okay. I made it home. Maybe nobody called? Maybe thwy did and were on their way home? I quickly filled HIS pack with what I ate THEN I had to hide the leftovers in my room.

Latchkey kid. Only child. 10 years old. I had a VERY strict do NOT open the door to the house for anything. I wasn't allowed to leave, or let anyone in. The idea that I left the house for 28 minutes?! Timed perfectly with the every 2hr check in calls? Yes..... I was setting the foundation for an unhealthy relationship with food. Lying, breaking rules and binge eating oreos and milk? I still struggle, but Oreos are worth it.

Enjoy the new Cookies & Cream croissant. Someone should.

03/06/2026

MARCH MARCH MARCH MARCH MARCH
Mochi flavors

Lemon Poppyseed (sugared)
Mango Iced Tea
Irish Cream
Lucky Charms
Raspberry Almond

As always, we have our "Blackhole" (chocolate), and as always, our mochi donuts are made with "3 Ladies Brand" sweet rice flour. Our mochi donuts are made with GLUTEN FREE ingredients. We make every precaution to ensure a wheat free product, but we DO bake with wheat flour in the same facility.

02/21/2026

I'm a crap friend, an average father, and an unremarkable son. I won't be remembered for anything..... except.... maybe this Blueberry Croissant.

No regrets.

Photo: Steel Panther Tattoo

12/06/2025

I dare you to show me a NICER ni**le....

DMs are open

12/06/2025

DECEMBER MOCHI ! ! !

Sour Plum (or sugar plum)
Sugar Cookie (pictured)
Hot Chocolate
Toffee Nut (with pecans)
Egg Nog
Peppermint

Last drop of 2025!!!

12/05/2025

12/05/2025

Rangoon is the former name of the city, Yangon. Which is in Myanmar. Which used to be Burma.

Our sweet and sour sauce does NOT have red food coloring, which was used to emmulate the red color of the hawthorn berry. WE use ketchup in ours. We want the wonderful trashy flavor, without the additional dyes (DM me for our recipe)

Chinese-American bartender Joe Young probably invented the fried snack. He worked for Trader Vics, in Oakland, in the 40s.

A rag tag group of bakers were the first to make a classic Crab Rangoon filling, and toss it on a housemade piece of puff pastry dough. They are awesome. The bakers...... not the pastry.... but the pastry is awesome too. December special!

11/20/2025

Pre-orders for Thanksgiving?

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