Stephy Lynne’s Kitchen

Stephy Lynne’s Kitchen Located at Swifty Pig BBQ
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12/13/2024
12/02/2024

What desserts do you want at Swifty Pig this weekend?

12/02/2024

Anyone interested in slices of Triple Chocolate Cake or Chocolate Eclair? Available Now

11/28/2024

Friday thru Sunday Nov. 29-Dec.1 at Swifty Pig BBQ

11/28/2024

2 whole pumpkin pies left and 4 slice choc pie

11/28/2024

pan of Banana Pudding up for grabs tomorrow!

11/23/2024
11/23/2024

Cupcakes available!!
1 dozen triple chocolate with chocolate buttercream
1 dozen vanilla with chocolate buttercream
$25 per dozen

This weekend at Swifty Pig BBQ get your sweets on! November 22-24, Friday 3-8pm Saturday & Sunday 11am-7pmSee you there!...
11/21/2024

This weekend at Swifty Pig BBQ get your sweets on! November 22-24, Friday 3-8pm Saturday & Sunday 11am-7pm

See you there! 😋🍰🧁🍪

11/19/2024

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly, it's rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Holiday party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert, Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming " WOO HOO what a ride!" MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

11/17/2024

Samoa Pie again next weekend!!! Thank you all for your support!!

All customer requests! Come and get your sweet treat this weekend! Thank you for your continued support! Swifty Pig BBQ ...
11/07/2024

All customer requests! Come and get your sweet treat this weekend! Thank you for your continued support!

Swifty Pig BBQ
1301 Gray Station Sulphur Springs Road
Jonesborough, TN 37659

Friday 3-8pm
Saturday & Sunday 11am-7pm

See you there!! 🙂

11/03/2024

Let’s build next weekends menu together!!! What desserts do you want to see this coming weekend?

Wedding cake 💒 🍰
11/03/2024

Wedding cake 💒 🍰

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1301 Gray Station Sulphur Springs Road
Jonesborough, TN
37659

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Friday 3pm - 8pm
Saturday 11am - 7pm
Sunday 11am - 7pm

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