09/08/2026
Okay, listen. The rain dance brings rain, knocking on wood keeps the bad juju away, and breaking a wishbone brings good luck… so naturally, we’re going to eat ALL the fall flavors to summon cooler weather. 🍂🍎🎃
Science? No.
Superstition? Maybe.
Will we be eating pumpkin everything until the temps drop? Absolutely.
Salted Caramel Protein Bites-
Sweet, salty, and unapologetically delicious. 🍯✨ Our Salted Caramel Protein Bites pack a protein-powered punch with rich caramel flavor and just the right sprinkle of sea salt. They’re basically dessert with better intentions—perfect for powering through your day, satisfying your sweet tooth, and pretending you have your life together.
Apple Pie Protein Bites-
All the cozy vibes of apple pie, minus the fork, plate, and you crazy Aunt's judgment. 🍎🥧 Packed with delicious apple-cinnamon flavor and protein, these bites are sweet, spiced, and ready to keep your cravings in check. Basically, apple pie got a protein-packed glow-up.
Couldn’t care less about the protein? That’s fine— it's time to bring out the big guns...
Pumpkin Muffins with a cream cheese filling-
Soft, perfectly spiced pumpkin goodness meets a rich, dreamy cream cheese center for a fall treat that’s sweet, cozy, and just a little dramatic. Basically, your PSL’s hotter, more delicious bestie.
If these flavors don’t bring on Fall, I honestly don’t know what to tell you. 🍂🎃 It's time that Fall has officially enters the chat. Or else we all might melt!
Ordering will go on until Sunday with a Wednesday drop off at Tractor Supply!
Protein Bites $17/dozen or $30/2 dozen
Pumpkin Muffins $15/ 6pk or $25/ dozen
Venmo: Caitmaker1- must pay at time of ordering!!