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Brian’s Btchin Bakery, Houston, TX (2026)

09/28/2022

🍂B*TCHBUCKS: A FALL EVENT🍂IS HERE!!!

☕️ My take on a very well known coffee place’s fall menu with a lil twisty twist 👀🍂 *it’s Starbucks cough cough* Excited to be at this Sunday from 1-3PM!! Check below for the bucking menu I’ll have!

🍪 COOKIES:
Pumpkin Cookie Butter
Spiced Caramel Apple Cobbler
Vietnamese Coffee and Chocolate
Matcha Pistachio
White Chocolate Mocha
Earl Grey Lavender and Blueberry

🍰 TIRAMISU SLICES:
Thai Tea
Mango Lassi

🥧POP TARTS:
Matcha Strawberry
Ube

Preorders will open Thursday 9.29.22 at 8pm with ALL MENU ITEMS AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER (link will be in bio)!! Like alway, never necessary to preorder but highly recommended! Items will still be available for walk ins.

https://www.hotplate.com/briansbitchinbakery

🛍 9889 Bellaire Blvd Ste E213, Houston, TX 77036
🗓: Sunday, October 2, 1-3pm

08/18/2022

A long awaited project and most likely going to have rare appearances on the BBB menu❗❗❗

Introducing, the Pop Tart Collection Vol. 1!!!

I've been wanting to dish out a pop tart line for who knows how long and she's finally here! Ngl, don't know how often I'll have pop tarts on the menu cuz...she requires a lot of work lol. Pre-order will be available Friday 8.19 @ 12pm (TOMORROW) at hotplate.com/briansbitchinbakery & link in my bio. Pick up will be at the Turtle Baby Bitch pop up on 8/20.

The Pop Tart Collection Vol. 1 includes:
🥭Thai Tea Mango
🍵Matcha Strawberry 🍓
🍠Ube
☕ Vietnamese Coffee and Chocolate 🍫

As a reminder to any of my preorders, you don't HAVE to pre-order but it guarantees you goodies in the event they're sold out at the pop up. Once sold out, preorder form will close and items will be available at the pop up until sold out.

Don't forget to pre-order the Snack Box today and we'll feed you soon!!

📍Ding Tea Sugar Land, 4650 Hwy 6, Sugar Land, TX
🗓️Saturday, August 20, 3pm - 6pm

08/16/2022

Friendly reminder that pre-order for✨THE SNACK BOX✨ is TODAY !!! Each item will only be available exclusively for pre-order which will launch at hotplate.com/briansbitchinbakery & link in my bio. Pick up will be at the Turtle Baby Bitch Pop Up on 8/20.

Also, sneak peak of what new goodies I'll be bringing to the pop up 👀

Don't forget to pre-order the Snack Box today and we'll feed you soon!!

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📍Ding Tea Sugar Land, 4650 Hwy 6, Sugar Land, TX
🗓️Saturday, August 20, 3pm - 6pm

🍪 Cinnamon Roll Cookie from
🥭Thai Tea Mango Pop Tart from
🍌Toasted Banana Mini Cream Puff from
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07/01/2022

🥭🥧NEW ITEM ALERT🥧🥭

THAI TEA MANGO POP TART: Homemade pop tart pie pastry dough, mango pie filling, thai tea icing, Thai tea dust, sugar sprinkles, Filipino dried mango.

🥭 Been wanting to make pop tarts for a few years now and couldn't think of a better reason than this 😁

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8 Houston-area bakers are coming together to create a special edition dessert and pastry box, with 100% of the proceeds going to 1973 Project to help Texans with abortion care.

🎁The box will be available to pre-order starting July 1, 2022 (TODAY) and will be available to purchase until sold out. There's a limited number of boxes available, so get yours early!
Order via
Hotplate.com/momobakescake or the link in my bio!

🧋Pick up will be on July 10, 2022 from 2pm-4pm thank you so much to Chau and her team for hosting us!

💝Thank you to all the bakers and volunteers for coming together for this project & for coordinating everything!!! 💖💪

The box includes:

🥭Thai tea mango pop tart by

🍋 Mini lemon cookie by

🥧Ube Tart by

🍰 Yema Chiffon cake by

🍪 Aid & Abet Cookie by .htx

🌹 Pistachio rose macaron by

💟Ube Biko Brownie by

🍰 Pistachio Apricot cake with chocolate and rose by

Pre-Order yours ASAP!!! Hope to feed y'all soon!!!! ♥️

06/23/2022

🚨🌐WEBSITE IS LIVE!!!🌐🚨

💃Fun fact: It's actually been live since April... LOL. I've just been terrible at posting anything about it. But here it is!!! The process of learning how to build a website was super fun but since everything was self taught, it was hella time consuming. I don't think it's perfect but I'm pretty happy with how it's turned out!!

🍪 Idk about y'all but one of my favorite things to do when I discover something/someone new (whether it's an up and coming actor, movie, musician, etc) is learning more fun facts/trivia about them. So I had a lot of fun sharing some things y'all may not know about me and how BBB started in the "About Me" section of the website! And the dessert gallery was actually pretty cool to make because I got to see all the pictures I've taken over the years together and not have to think of any witty or clever caption.

📖I'm hoping to utilize it more as time goes on but in the mean time, I hope y'all enjoy!! Let me know what you think of it!

Visit www.briansbitchinbakery.com or the link in my bio for some literary bitchin' fun 🤭

06/10/2022

PRE-ORDERS FOR THE PRIDE COLLECTION IS LIVE!!!!

Flavors included:
🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE (Vanilla Cookie Base, Caramelized White Chocolate Chips, White Chocolate Chips, Rainbow Fckin Sprinkles)
🍊 ORANGE DREAMSICLE (Orange Zest Cookie Base, White Chocolate Chips, Biscoff Cookie Crumbles, Cookie Butter Drizzle)
♥️RED VELVET (Dutch Cocoa x Vanilla Cookie Base, White Chocolate Chips)
🍵MATCHA PISTACHIO (Premium Matcha Cookie Base, Roasted Pistachios, White Chocolate Chips) ***cookie can be swapped if you have nut allergies***
🍪COOKIE MONSTER (Dutch Cocoa Cookie Base, Oreo and Biscoff Cookie Crumble, Cookie Butter Filling, Sea Salt)
🍠UBE (Homemade Ube Jam Cookie Base)

🛍️Click on the link in my bio to place your order! *You DON'T have to pre-order but it is highly recommended to make sure you get cookies one way or another!*

hotplate.com/briansbitchinbakery?event=bc931

Pick up will be Saturday, June 11 from 2-4pm

100% of the proceeds from this Saturday's market will be going towards . The Mahogany Project fosters connectedness and equity through education, awareness, and empowerment to decrease isolation, stigma, and acts of social injustice in LGBT+ Communities of Color!

Can't wait to feed y'all soon!!

🛍️: Saturday June 11, 2-4pm
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06/08/2022

Pride Month means ALL the damn colors representing ALL the beautiful people of the LGBT+ Community 🌈💁🏻🏳️‍🌈 which means, new cookie flavor!!

The Pride Cookie: Birthday cake vanilla cookie with caramelized white chocolate, white chocolate chips, and rainbow sprinkles

The Pride Cookie along with a few other new flavors will be available this Saturday June 11th from 2-4pm!

100% of the proceeds from this Saturday's market will be going towards . The Mahogany Project fosters connectedness and equity through education, awareness, and empowerment to decrease isolation, stigma, and acts of social injustice in LGBT+ Communities of Color.!

Full menu will be released soon! Pre-order will be available Thursday, June 9 @ 7pm in the link in my bio! *You DON'T have to pre-order but it is highly recommended to make sure you get cookies one way or another!*
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05/13/2022

It's been a minute but pre-orders for the BE AN ALLY Collection is tomorrow Friday 5/13 at 5:00 p.m.! Full menu for Sunday will be released closer to the date!

🍪 10% of proceeds will go to the as part of Asian American and Pacific Islander heritage month. Here are the cookies that will be available in the collection!

🍫 Chocolate Chip
🧈Biscoff (Cookie Butter)
🍋 Lemon Poppyseed
🍵 Matcha Macadamia
💜 Ube
🫐 Earl Gray Lavender and Blueberry

You DON'T have to pre-order but it is highly recommended to make sure you get cookies one way or another!

Link is already available in my bio BUT ordering won't go live until 5:00pm tomorrow! Pick up will be at Sunday 5/15 from 10am-2pm .markets. Cookies and other goodies will still be available for purchase after pre-orders close. Can't wait to see y'all there!!!

🛍️ .markets
10am-2pm
714 Yale St. Houston TX, 77007

03/12/2022

Today is POP UP DAY❗❗❗

I never got to do promo posts for these themed cookies cuz I've been working nonstop for the pop up and at my job as a vet tech this week but y'all still pre-ordered :') Thank you for trusting me 🥺 I'll always do my best to deliver 🥴 Here's what's available at today's pop up!

🍫Dutch Chocolate Silk - Dutch Chocolate Brownie Cookie Base, Torched Italian Meringue, Crushed Cacao Nibs

🥥Key Lime Coconut - Key Lime and White Chocolate Cookie Base, Graham Crackers, Toasted Coconut Shreds, Topped with more lime zest and coated in a ring of coconut shreds to imitate a pie crust (idk lol)

🌰Maple Pear Pecan - Maple Syrup Infused Cookie Base, Toasted Texas Pecans, Dried Pears

🍪Vietnamese Coffee and Chocolate, Pandarzipan, and Ube Cookies will also be available!

🍰TEAMISUS: Thai Tea (unfortunately no matcha teamisu 😭 I'm sorry!!!)

I'll see y'all at TODAY (3/12/22) from 2pm-4pm! Best advice is to come early for the best selection! Can't wait to feed y'all soon!

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13509 University Blvd , Sugar Land, TX 77479

03/10/2022

It's almost time to preorder the Yippie Pie Yay Collection!!! So make sure you're not "occu-pied" at 8pm..😏

🥧 The "Yippie Pie Yay Collection" includes:
-Dutch Chocolate Silk
-Key Lime Coconut
-Maple Pear Pecan
-Vietnamese Coffee and Chocolate
-Pandarzipan
-Ube

Pre-order link will go live at 8pm until presales sell out (click at my bio and you will see the Yippie Pie Yay Preorder form). If the form is closed, then presale number has been hit!! But don't worry, cookies and tiramisu slices will be available for in-person purchase until sold out.

🛍️ Saturday 3/12/22 from 2pm-4pm

03/09/2022

Yippie Pie Yay Mother Truckers!!!

🍪 Excited to debut my first "pie day/3.14" line! Half of the cookie flavors are of pies I literally can't get enough of and the other are the return of some goodies I just wanna bring back lol.

🥧 The "Yippie Pie Yay Collection" includes one of each of the following:
🍫 Dutch Chocolate Silk
🥥 Key Lime Coconut
🍐Maple Pear Pecan
☕ Vietnamese Coffee & Chocolate
🌰Pandarzipan
🍠 Ube

Pre-order link will go live tomorrow (Wednesday 3/9/22) at 8pm until presales sell out. You never have to preorder but it's the safest way to make sure you get them goodies in the situation we sell out of what's available to purchase in person!!

🛍️ Saturday 3/12/22 from 2pm-4pm

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