The Cranky Goat

The Cranky Goat Small farm stand with a rotating inventory, also participating in local farmers markets! Artisan Tallow Products - Jams & Jellies - Baked Goods - Fresh Florals

Our Pasture Bedtime Magnesium Tallow Balm has quickly become a customer favorite — and for good reason. Made with nouris...
05/19/2026

Our Pasture Bedtime Magnesium Tallow Balm has quickly become a customer favorite — and for good reason.

Made with nourishing tallow and magnesium, this balm is perfect for soothing sore feet, tired joints, and restless legs after a long day. Smooth it on before bed, after workouts, or anytime your body needs a little extra support.

Simple ingredients, deep relief, and the kind of product our customers come back for again and again.

Sunday Funday isn’t complete without one of our handcrafted infusion kits! 🍹✨Just pour your favorite spirit into the jar...
05/17/2026

Sunday Funday isn’t complete without one of our handcrafted infusion kits! 🍹✨

Just pour your favorite spirit into the jar, let it sit for a few days, and watch the dried fruits, herbs, and spices work their magic. The result? A smooth, flavor-packed infusion that takes your cocktail game to the next level.

Easy to make, fun to share, and dangerously delicious. It also comes with a QR code with a handful of recipes!

Introducing our Four Feral Kids line — created by parents, for real life. 🤍Every product in this collection was born out...
05/16/2026

Introducing our Four Feral Kids line — created by parents, for real life. 🤍

Every product in this collection was born out of a need in our own home with our own kids. From rough-and-tumble outdoor days to diaper changes and all the itchy, messy moments in between, we wanted simple products we felt good about using on our family.
So we made them. 🌿

Our Four Feral Kids line includes:
• Fragrance Free Tallow Balm
• Diaper Rash Spray
• Bug Spray
• Itch Stick

Simple ingredients. Practical products. Made for wild little childhoods and the parents trying to survive them. 😉

We’re so thankful we get to share the things that have genuinely worked for our family with yours. 🤍

What's the difference between theirs and ours?? Just take a look, the list could go on and on though!
05/15/2026

What's the difference between theirs and ours?? Just take a look, the list could go on and on though!

Happy Mother’s Day from all of us at Cranky Goat 💛Here’s your reminder that behind every picture-perfect family photo wa...
05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day from all of us at Cranky Goat 💛

Here’s your reminder that behind every picture-perfect family photo was probably:
✨ at least one bribe
✨ someone threatening to leave
✨ a child refusing to smile
✨ and a mom just trying to survive long enough to get ONE good picture 😂

Motherhood is messy, loud, exhausting, beautiful, and somehow still the best thing ever.

Today we’re celebrating all the moms doing their best — whether your day looks picture-perfect or completely chaotic. (Probably both.)

Happy Mother’s Day, mamas 🐐💐

Come out and get your Mamas stuff at from 10-3 today!!!
05/09/2026

Come out and get your Mamas stuff at from 10-3 today!!!

Come out and see us Saturday!!!
05/07/2026

Come out and see us Saturday!!!

05/02/2026

New look, same heart behind every jar 🤍

We’ve spent so much time behind the scenes rethinking our labels—every detail, every word, every little piece—wanting them to truly reflect what we stand for. Simple, clean, intentional… just like what’s inside.

If you’ve been with us for a while, you might remember our old labels didn’t always hold up the way we wanted—oils could cause fading, and sometimes the wording would disappear altogether (so frustrating 😅). We knew we had to do better.

So we did.

These new labels were designed to last—holding up to the real, everyday use our products are made for—while still feeling true to our brand.

This wasn’t just a design update. It was a labor of love, a whole lot of trial and error, and many “does this feel like us?” moments. And seeing it all come together like this? Worth every second.

We’re so proud of how it turned out, and even more excited for you to experience it 🐐✨

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Hondo, TX
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