The Cranky Goat

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The Cranky Goat Two mamas raising four feral kids using products we make and use in our own homes. We make all natural skincare, home remedies and goats milk soap!

10/16/2026

Busy, busy, busy, just like we like it! Maybe one day it will slow down but for now we are thankful for every order, every like, every share, every review, and every customer that makes us feel like what we are doing is worthwhile! Thank you!

👻🎃 BOO BASKETS ARE BACK! 🎃👻Remember our little Boo Baskets from last year?! These make the CUTEST Halloween gifts, and t...
10/16/2026

👻🎃 BOO BASKETS ARE BACK! 🎃👻

Remember our little Boo Baskets from last year?! These make the CUTEST Halloween gifts, and the best part is that they’re completely customizable to fit just about any budget!

Whether you’re looking for a little something sweet for a friend, a fun surprise for a teacher, a treat for your favorite coworker, or a festive gift just because… we can help you put together something spooktacular!

From fun fall goodies to your favorite Cranky Goat treats, we’ll help you create a basket that’s just right for your budget and your boo! 😉

Want to build your own Boo Basket? Send us a message, tell us your budget, and we’ll help you put together something BOO-tiful!

📍 Shop small. Gift local. Spread a little Halloween magic! 👻

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🍂🧼 **FALL SCENT SPOTLIGHT 🍁✨**Our two fall favorites are here to bring a little autumn coziness to your everyday routine...
10/14/2026

🍂🧼 **FALL SCENT SPOTLIGHT 🍁✨**

Our two fall favorites are here to bring a little autumn coziness to your everyday routine! 🤎

🎃 **Pumpkin Chai** — warm, cozy fall vibes in a bar of goat’s milk soap.

🍂 **Carhartt Weather** — a perfect seasonal scent for those who love an earthy, outdoorsy feel.

🧼 **Pair them with our handmade soap savers** for the perfect little gift set! Not only do they make your soap last longer, but they’re also a great addition to your daily self-care routine.

🎁 Perfect for:
✨ Fall gift giving
✨ Birthday or holiday gifts
✨ Teacher and hostess gifts
✨ A little something special for yourself!

Whether you’re shopping for someone you love or treating yourself to a little extra self-care, these cozy fall favorites are ready to make your day a little sweeter. 🍁🧡

🐐 **Handcrafted with love by your favorite Cranky Goats!**

Which fall scent are you reaching for — **Pumpkin Chai 🎃 or Carhartt Weather 🍂?** Tell us in the comments!

10/13/2026

🍂😂 **WELCOME TO THE OCTOBER CHALLENGE!** 😂🍂

The challenge is simple… we’re just trying to GET THROUGH OCTOBER. 🫠☕️ Wish us luck, y’all! 😂

Behind the scenes at The Cranky Goat, we’ve been BUSY! 🐐🧼

🧼 **95 POUNDS OF SOAP MADE**
🏷️ **324 BARS STAMPED & LABELED**
🎁 And we’re gearing up for the HOLIDAY SEASON!

Our hands are busy, the soap is piling up, the to-do list keeps growing, and somehow the holidays are sneaking up on us faster than we can wrap our heads around! 😅🍁

We’re so thankful for every single person who supports our little business, but if you need us for the rest of October, just know we’re probably making soap, stamping bars, sticking labels, or drinking another cup of coffee. ☕️😂

One batch at a time, one bar at a time, one day at a time… WE GOT THIS. 🙌🏼

Now somebody tell us we’re not the only ones just trying to survive October! 😂👇🏼

10/13/2026

Don’t miss out on your chance to shop The Cranky Goat in person and see our smiling faces as well as all our fall goodies!

10/13/2026

🎄✨ HELP US MAKE HOMETOWN HOLIDAY KICKOFF SHINE! ✨🎄

It takes a community to make a holiday celebration this special! ❤️💚 We’re looking for local businesses, families, and community supporters who want to help SPONSOR the Hometown Holiday Kickoff! 🎅🏼🎁

Your sponsorship helps us bring the magic to Downtown D’Hanis with vendors, kids’ activities, live music, and plenty of hometown holiday cheer! 🎄✨

And here’s the best part… your support gives back to the community! ❤️

We’re proud to announce that profits from this event will be going to Keep D’Hanis Beautiful, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization, and will go directly to their efforts to keep our community beautiful. We will also be contributing to D’Hanis FCCLA, a student-led, nonprofit organization.

Want to be part of the Hometown Holiday magic this year? Become a sponsor! 🤩

Looking for something fun, festive, and affordable for classroom treats this Halloween and Christmas? We’ve got you cove...
10/12/2026

Looking for something fun, festive, and affordable for classroom treats this Halloween and Christmas? We’ve got you covered! 🧡❤️💚

Our DIY Plaster Painting Kits include:
🎨 2 paint-your-own plaster molds
🖌️ A coordinating set of paints
✨ A paintbrush
🎁 An optional “To:” and “From:” gift tag to make them extra special!

At just $5 per kit, they’re perfect for classroom gifts, party favors, little surprises, or a fun holiday activity at home!

Let the kiddos get creative and make something all their own! 🥰

🎃 Halloween designs
🎄 Christmas designs

📩 Send us a message to order yours! These little kits are almost too cute to pass up! 💕

10/12/2026

🎄✨ MARK YOUR CALENDARS! ✨🎄

Our Hometown Holiday Kickoff is coming, and we can’t wait to celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with our community! ❤️🎅🏼

This fun, family-friendly event is about more than just holiday cheer — it’s about bringing our community together, making lasting memories, spreading joy, and giving back. 🎁🤝

So join us to celebrate the spirit of the season, support one another, and make a meaningful difference right here in our hometown! ❤️🏡

📅 Save the date!

✨ Bring your family, invite your friends, and get ready to kick off the holiday season with us! 🎄❤️

🌼 PRODUCT FEATURE: GOOD FOR EVERYTHING SALVE 🌼One of those products you’ll want to keep in your purse, your nightstand, ...
10/11/2026

🌼 PRODUCT FEATURE: GOOD FOR EVERYTHING SALVE 🌼

One of those products you’ll want to keep in your purse, your nightstand, your diaper bag, and probably about 5 other places! 😂

Meet our Good For Everything Salve — a simple, hardworking staple made with grass-fed & finished beef tallow, dandelion-infused olive oil, beeswax, and lavender essential oil. 🌿

This little tin is perfect for those dry, rough spots that need a little extra love. Keep it handy for dry skin, minor everyday irritations, and soothing care when your skin needs some TLC.

✨ Same great formula you know and love… now available in TINS! ✨

We’ve kept everything you love about our original salve and just changed up the packaging to give you another convenient way to carry it wherever life takes you.

Because around here, between two moms, four feral kids, and all the everyday chaos, we believe in keeping things simple and having a good salve on hand! 🤎

🐐 Small-batch made with thoughtfully chosen ingredients.
🌼 Dandelion-infused goodness.
🤎 Now available in tins!

Have you tried our Good For Everything Salve yet? Tell us what you keep yours handy for! 👇

🛍️ Shop online at rockytopsoap.co or thecrankygoat.com!

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Private Road 4313
Hondo, TX
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