The Cosmic Donut Company

10/15/2026

🛸 Here’s where you can spot the aliens this weekend👽

10/11/2026

🚨👽 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE MOTHERSHIP! 🚨🛸

🍩 THE COSMIC DONUT COMPANY HAS INVADED NEW JERSEY! 🍩

That’s right, earthlings! The aliens have officially left Missouri and headed east for a few days🚀👽

But WAIT A MINUTE… 🤔

WE LEFT AN ALIEN BEHIND! 😱💚

Our main alien, JENE, decided NOT to make the trip!

Now, normally when an alien refuses to board the mothership, we assume one of three things:

👽 She’s plotting a hostile takeover.

🍩 She’s hiding a secret stash of mini donuts.

🛸 Or she’s up to something so BIG that even NASA hasn’t figured it out yet!

Well, apparently JENE HAS SOMETHING UP HER SLEEVE! 👀💚

And for once, it doesn’t involve abducting humans, stealing their snacks or PROBING! 😂

❤️ She’s purchasing something with all those tips you put in our tip jar! Most employees collect and keep tips they’ve worked for. But our aliens like to give back to the communities who tip us! 🐕

We’ve always said we have the BEST CUSTOMERS IN THE GALAXY, and Jene is about to show you exactly WHY! 🌎💚

We’re not spilling the cosmic beans just yet… 🤫

KEEP YOUR EYES ON OUR PAGE! 👀

Jene will be making a post soon, and trust us, this one might just hit you right in your little earthling heart! 🥹❤️

Sometimes the biggest missions aren’t about traveling across the galaxy…

They’re about making a difference right here on Earth. Right here in our own communities 💚🌎

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10/10/2026

We’re in Festus next to the Farmers market & Thomure's Performance’s for their Grand Opening!

Come see the car show, food trucks, craft vendors and more.

Festus farmers market goes till noon.

Thomure’s will go till the evening.

Here are our flavors of the day!


📍 301 Adams st. Festus. Mo.

10/10/2026

🛸 We’ve landed in Festus at Thomure's Performance!

📍 Right next to the Festus Farmers Market!

⏰ We will be here until 5pm!

🎉 Be sure to go see their new shop and maybe you’ll be one of their lucky winners.

Come join the fun!!!!!!

Another one of the feature vehicles coming out for our Grand Opening & Car Show!

Twin turbo CTS-V with a full titanium exhaust and turbo kit built in-house. Come check it out October 10th!

10/09/2026

👽🚀 ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS! WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT INTERGALACTIC ANNOUNCEMENT! 🛸🔧🚽

After traveling millions of light-years across the galaxy, we’ve discovered two things about planet Earth…

👽 Humans are weird

💩 Your plumbing, however, can REALLY GO TO CRAP!

Thankfully, we discovered FLO PRO! 🔧

Darryl is good at what he does! we’re seriously considering abducting him and taking them back to our home planet! 👽🛸

Professional, hardworking, and he knows his 💩… LITERALLY! 😂

We highly recommend Flo Pro Plumbing to any Earthling needing quality plumbing work!

🛸 🛸🛸🛸🛸5 OUT OF 5 FLYING SAUCERS

👽 FLO PRO PLUMBING — BECAUSE EVEN ALIENS KNOW WHEN IT’S TIME TO CALL A PRO!

🛸 We come in peace… and apparently, occasionally need a plumber! 😂

FLOPRO drain cleaning services llc; We take care of Drains, Leaks, Faucet,Toilets and plumbing services. We cater to the greater Saint Louis Area as well as Saint Charles

10/09/2026

🛸 We landed our mothership in House springs at Price Cutter!

⏰ We will be here until about 3:30 or until we sell out.

🧀 🥩 Daddy O's Cheesesteaks is here with us slinging those Philly cheese steaks.

Come grab your lunch and dessert all in one stop!

10/09/2026

Now this is a win for everyone!

You couldn’t support a better local company than our friends at Anytime AutoGlass!

Give them a like and follow as well! 👍

Tell them the aliens sent ya! 👽

🚨💥FREE Rock Chip Repair💥🚨
How, you ask? Let us explain: When you use us for your Autoglass needs, and then get one of our stickers put on your vehicle (like below), and then drive around, that supports us and helps advertise for us👍🏼✅
So, we want to thank you for that support by providing FREE rock chip repair on that vehicle.
Is there a catch? Nope! You just have to bring your vehicle here, to our shop in De Soto, to get those rock chips taken care of.
Give us a call today for all your autoglass needs!
☎️(636)337-0704☎️
Family-owned & Operated since 1999
Voted Best Autoglass Shop in Jefferson County in 2025 & 2026

10/08/2026

We’ve had something come up and we need be home early in the evening for a family matter tomorrow so we need to land closer to home unfortunately. So tomorrow you can find us in House Springs at Price Cutter. 9am-?

10/08/2026

💥 Come check out our new FLAVOR OF THE DAY! 💥

🍩 BLUEBERRY MOON ROCKS

Hot & fresh mini donuts lightly drizzled with our original glaze, lightly drizzled with our marshmallow cream & topped with blueberry crumble! 🤤

Get it today in Barnhart at Walgreens. We’re here till 7pm.