11/16/2023
Hi dee ho, y'all.
Did you know that the most unprofessional (but still hygenic, duh. don't get your panties in a twist) bakery in all of Oregon is featured on the oh so famous Google Maps? (Or Maps, for y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶i̶r̶d̶o̶s̶ those of you who use Apple o̶h̶ ̶s̶h̶*̶t̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶ ̶I̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶n̶e̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶)
If you didn't already know, you can get discounts on my sh*t depending on the number of iems in your order (the more items, the higher the discount, obviously).
BUTTA-BUTTA-BUTT-A-BUT, add 10% more to it when you leave a review for Kakaiba on Google Maps! Just DM me a screenshot of your review and I'll add the discount whenever you come visit me at a market/event.
(Only applicable once, per review. No same-account duplicate reviews. Be classy.)
Okay love you guys byeeeeeeeee 🖤🖤