The Hefty Baker

05/29/2026

Big things are brewing behind the scenes 🍩✨

I’m taking a short pause at the porch farm stand while I work on some new ideas and exciting changes. Thank you so much to everyone who has stopped by and supported me so far — it truly means a lot. Closed until futher notice.

Stay tuned… something sweet may be coming soon 👀

05/22/2026

CLOSED for THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
Thank you for your support.
Keep following for updates 😊

05/18/2026

Porch is open!
Happy Monday!!
Come get your emotional support sugar!!

05/17/2026

Mondays call for emotional support pastries! 1/2 off the sweets.

05/17/2026

Sold Out!
Open back Monday! ( closed Sunday )
Thank you.

05/16/2026

05/16/2026

BAKED GOODS & BAD DECISIONS 🍪
We’ve got your emotionally supportive baked goods ready to go!

Fresh from the porch stand this weekend:
✨ Cream puffs
✨ “Lumpy” cake (homemade charm included 😉)
✨ Chocolate chip cookies
✨ Banana walnut muffins
✨ Banana walnut cake
✨ Trail mix snack mix
✨ Seasoning blends
✨ Bracelets
✨ Keychains
✨ Earrings
…and more sweet surprises!

Come treat yourself—you deserve it. No judgment here, just snacks and good vibes 💕

📍Find us at the porch stand
⏰ Open until sold out!

05/16/2026

Did you receive a flyer with a flower sticker?!
You’ve won something SWEET!
Leave a photo below of your flyer and find out what you’ve won!

05/02/2026

🌿 Mother’s Day Specials Are Here 🌿

This year, skip the flowers… and eat the plants instead 😏

I’ve got edible house plants & flower pots that are almost too cute to eat (almost). Each one is a jumbo cupcake dressed up like a little potted plant and comes with a reusable shovel spoon for extra charm 🌱

🧁 Flavors: Chocolate or Vanilla
💐 Perfect for moms, grandmas, teachers—or let’s be honest, yourself
💲 Just $5 each

Limited batches, porch-side pickup—message me on Facebook or text 734-673-5058 to order!
Cash & Venmo accepted 💵

04/11/2026

03/27/2026

Okay but HOW cute is this bunny?! 😍
Almost too cute to eat… almost.
Grab yours for $5 each before some other bunny beats you to it 🐰💁‍♀️