The Morbid Morsels

03/29/2026

Today my husband and I found out the gender our 4th and final baby! I fumbled at the end and said with complete confidence what the gender was while meaning to say the opposite, so feel free to laugh with me 🤣 Thank you for giving us the time to get my health back in order- we can’t wait to start serving you guys again soon 🖤 As much as I wanted to continue at Mosh Pit Eats, we’ve found this past weeks break from many of life’s stress has been the best thing for us. So I will continue taking a few extra weeks off from there as well but please continue supporting their amazing business in the meantime! They’ve been amazing through all of this 🖤

03/21/2026

Any cookies NOT PAID for will be reposted for sale by 6pm. Please pay and arrange pickup asap. Thank you for understanding 🖤

03/20/2026

🕯️ Attention customers 🕯️

Effective immediately, we will be closing our doors for a little while. As many of you know, I’m currently pregnant and after my doctors appt today we had to make the difficult decision to take a step back to protect mine and our babies health. I’ve tried working through several health issues thus far but it’s only progressing, so it’s time. So for now, this is just a see you later 🦇

I will be selling cookies today for anyone interested since we will not be able to attend the Harlem Java House market but best wishes to all vendors involved 🖤 Please attend to support the community and all of the small businesses just as we will!

I have in boxes:
Half dozen chocolate orange $22- SOLD
Half dozen bourbon heirloom $20 -SOLD
One dozen white chocolate strawberry bourbon $42 -SOLD

Individually packaged $5 each:
12 Key lime toasted coconut (2 left)
12 Bourbon heirloom- SOLD
12 Brown butter chocolate chip - SOLD

I will try to set this up to be available for pick up on the porch as messages come in to reserve items. Unless I get a chance to bake the last of the doughs we made, these will be my last cookies posted. I intend to try to keep selling out of Mosh Pit Eats until I physically can’t anymore but that will be the only place you will be able to find them if we continue to do so.

Thank you, for everything 🖤

03/18/2026

A towering cookie of layered vanilla and Oreo dough, concealing a decadent heart of cookies-and-cream chocolate ganache. Each massive cookie hides a molten center of dark chocolate and crushed Oreos that spills out when broken open.

Hand-stuffed. Hand-layered. Made for those who prefer their desserts a little more dangerous.

Break it open and watch the darkness reveal itself. 🕯️

03/18/2026

We are excited to announce that you will find us at the Harlem Java House farmers market this Saturday from 10-2pm! We will have ALL (~8 flavors including 2 stuffed cookies! Hint: cookies n cream, as well as churro filled with chocolate hazelnut spread) of your favorite cookies 🖤 So you can have a chance to try almost everything without buying a full dozen (not that I would judge you for it 😉). Come on out and shop local, say hello, and treat yourself 🖤

03/17/2026

You guys are in for a treat this week 🖤 I added TWO new flavors once again! Restock will be available shortly after Mosh Pit opens today.

We will have a raspberry lemonade cookie and a key lime cookie! Not to be confused with my key lime pie cookie- stuffed cookies are pre-order with me only 🕯️ This key lime cookie was baked with toasted coconut and lies over a graham cracker!

We will also have bourbon heirloom and strawberries among the roses 🥀 but I did only bring half of the bourbon heirloom since we are offering 4 flavors total.

Get yours while they last because they sell out quickly and won’t be back until the following Tuesday of each week since we don’t restock during the current week! 🦇

I will be posting last contest weeks winner later this week. I actually picked up another night shift at the hospital tonight to help out, so I will also respond to any messages within the next day or two! Thank you for your patience and understanding. Also, please let me know how you enjoyed last weeks flavors as well as the current weeks once you get to try them!

03/15/2026

SOLD

8 bourbon heirlooms available and freshly baked 🖤 $27

They will need to be picked up before 1pm or between 5-6pm due to having to go back to the hospital for work tonight! Thank you and I apologize if this is an inconvenience 🖤🖤🖤

Now these are actually the final cookies available until about 2 weeks! I didn’t think I’d have any! See you guys at the Harlem Java House Market this coming Saturday from 10-2pm with individual cookies for sale so you can try them all!

03/14/2026

SOLD

We have an extra of each cookie available from yesterday. This is a key lime pie stuffed cookie and a cookies n creme stuffed cookie (descriptions on other posts)! Sale price of $12 (regularly $7.50 per cookie)

Last cookies for the week! We won’t have any available next week but you WILL be able to get new flavors at Mosh Pit Eats, as well as finding us at the Harlem Java House market next Saturday from 10-2pm.

03/13/2026

Cookies AVAILABLE ‼️

I have a half dozen Lime & Lament and a half dozen Bourbon Heirloom.

🖤 Lime & Lament: a lime and graham cracker cookie filled with key lime pie filling $34 SOLD

🖤 Bourbon Heirloom: a brown butter bourbon cookie with homemade toffee, buttered pecans, and Ghirardelli chocolate $20 SOLD

These will be the only cookies available freshly baked and up for grabs for the next two weeks 🕯️.

03/13/2026

Introducing The Widow’s Kiss 🕷️

A towering cookie of layered vanilla and Oreo dough, concealing a decadent heart of cookies-and-cream chocolate ganache. Each massive cookie hides a molten center of dark chocolate and crushed Oreos that spills out when broken open.

Hand-stuffed. Hand-layered. Made for those who prefer their desserts a little more dangerous.

Break it open and watch the darkness reveal itself.
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This cookie was made for an order but I’ve been meaning to add one to our list 🖤

03/12/2026

Don’t forget about our giveaway!! It will be closing soon 🖤

🕯️ 1,000 Followers Giveaway 🕯️

The Morbid Morsels coven has grown to 1,000 souls… and we must celebrate.

One lucky follower will win a hauntingly delicious prize bundle:

🖤 A dozen Bourbon Heirloom Cookies
🖤 A Limited Edition Morbid Morsels T-Shirt

Perfect for pairing dark brews with decadent cookies.

To enter the drawing:
⚰️ Like and share this post
🕸️ Follow on Facebook
🦇 Tag three friends who would share these sinful treats with you (each additional tag = another entry)

Winner will be summoned 3/14/2026. Last entry will be accepted at 11:59pm on 3/13/2026.

Thank you for supporting our little gothic bakery in the CSRA. Your love for strange sweets means everything.