Zoog & Biscuit Porch Farmette

06/15/2026

06/15/2026

🍳 Fresh from the Coop! Farm-Fresh Eggs for Sale 🐓🥚

Looking for eggs that actually taste like eggs? Skip the grocery store shelves and treat your family to truly fresh, local, pasture-raised eggs!
Our happy, spoiled hens spend their days scratching in the dirt, eating high-quality feed, foraging for bugs, and soaking up the sunshine. The proof is in the rich, vibrant golden yolks and delicious flavor!
💰 Pricing
* **$3 per dozen**
* *Deal:* Buy 2 dozen for $5
* 💵 *Cash or Venmo excepted*

✨ Why Choose Our Farm Eggs?
* **Freshness Guaranteed:** Collected daily and hand-washed (or unwashed upon request if you prefer to keep the natural bloom for counter storage!).
* **Vibrant Yolks:** Deep orange/yellow yolks that make the fluffiest scrambles and best baked goods.
* **Beautiful Colors:** Our colorful flock produces a gorgeous mix of brown and white eggs! 🌈

📍 Pickup
* **Farmstand Pickup:** Convenient porch/driveway pickup available daily in Pell Lake.
* **Egg Carton Recycling:** Bring back your clean, empty egg cartons, and we'll happily reuse them! ♻️

📅 How to Order:
Quantities are limited based on what the girls lay each day! Send a direct message with:
1. How many dozen you’d like.
2. Your preferred day and time for pickup.
> 🐔 *Thank you for supporting small, local agriculture and keeping our hens living their best lives!*

As always, thank you for your support in our small business.
Happy Summer Neighbors ☀️

06/13/2026

💦 Giant Costco Slip & Slide Rental – Ultimate Backyard Fun! 💦

Looking to beat the heat and host the best party of the summer? Rent our massive **Costco Water Slip & Slide** for a full **8 hours** of non-stop entertainment! Perfect for birthdays, family reunions, block parties, or just a random Saturday of epic backyard fun.

💰 Pricing & Duration
* **Rental Time:** 8 Hours (e.g., 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM—we are flexible on start/end times!)
* **Price:** $200 per day

* **Deposit:** $25 to hold your reservation and go towards your final payment. Deposit is nonrefundable. More details will be given at time of reservation.

📦 What’s Included:
* The heavy-duty Costco Slip & Slide (cleaned and sanitized before every rental)
* Heavy-duty anchors/stakes to keep it securely in place
* Hose tubing to create the water fun
* Blower for continuous inflation

🏡 What You Need to Provide:
* A flat, grassy area free of rocks, sticks, or sharp objects.
* Access to an outdoor water spigot and a standard garden hose.

🚚 Delivery & Setup:
*Full Service: We drop it off, set it up for you, and come back 8 hours later to clean it, pack it up, and haul it away. Zero stress for you!

📅 How to Book:
Dates are filling up fast for the summer! Send a direct message with your **requested date** and your **preferred 8-hour time slot** to secure your booking.
> ⚠️ *Note: To ensure everyone's safety and keep the slide in great condition, adult supervision is required at all times. Max weight limit per slider applies per manufacturer guidelines.*
> Send us a message today to book your fun!
Let’s get sliding! ☀️🕶️

06/12/2026

Eggs for sale!
2 dozen for $5 or 1 dozen for $3.

Message to reserve your eggs today!

06/10/2026

Zoog & Biscuit is adding a fun and exciting twist to the small business.

We are going to start renting out our 2 inflatables for the warm season.
Our newest purchase is the Costco slip n slide and our water slide bounce house.

Be on the look out for more details, but feel free to message us for reservations 😊

06/10/2026

We have lots of eggs!!! Send a message to reserve your dozen today!
Stay cool everyone 😎

06/01/2026

FARM FRESH EGGS AVAILABLE TODAY! 🥚✨
​Get your week started right with fresh, local eggs from our happy chickens.

​Price: $5 / dozen
​Availability: Freshly collected daily!

​Quantities are limited, so please comment below or send a direct message to reserve your batch.
Have a wonderful Monday!

05/09/2026

🥚🌿 Farm Fresh Eggs Available! 🌿🥚

Straight from the coop to your kitchen! Our hens are happily raised and producing beautiful, fresh eggs daily. Perfect for breakfast, baking, and all your favorite recipes! 🍳🐓

✔️ Farm fresh
✔️ Rich golden yolks
✔️ Locally raised hens
✔️ Fresh collected daily

Message me to reserve yours before they’re gone! 🧺🥚

05/05/2026

Eggs, eggs and more eggs!
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📩Message to reserve your dozen today!